-> "Crocodile Suicide"
Original Song Title:
"Rock And Roll Suicide"
Parody Song Title:
"Crocodile Suicide"
The Lyrics
you tease that croc a bit
poke around his mouth
he bites off one finger
then another finger
then you neck and head
you're down the maw, falling
you're gobbled
yes, you've been et
oh oh oh oh
you're a crocodile suicide
this old fellow chews you
completely consumes you
yes, this croc bites so patiently, till you're gone
and the beast seems so happy
getting raw meat
and it don't take too long
oh oh oh oh
you're a crocodile suicide
this guy was snarling
as you stumbled to his abode
then his jaws grasp your head
he's in hungry mode
he pulls you down to the shallows
then he thrashes, rolls and winds
its natural here...to fidget...these kinds
oh no dude...he's gnawed your bones
you're killing yourself...can't come up for air
you got your head all mangled up
but it seems that you don't really care
oh no dude...he's sawed your bones
red matter...where you once had been
red splatters...you're no match for him
teeth like knives meet to lacerate your brain
fight was unfair...wow...i bet that you're in pain
he's gnawed your bones...chomped most viciously
he's gnawed your bones...munching merrily
he's gnawed your bones...up floats a hand
he's gnawed your bones...up floats a hand
he's gnawed your bones...up floats a hand
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