house cat...he heaves and he moans
house cat...oh, has he choked on a bone ?
house cat...he's got a bite on his face
some giant sized dog has given him a quick taste
house cat...got knots in his mane
house cat...he's yelpin' in pain
house cat...the kids have toted and slammed
i told them not to squeeze him...but they...and then they...

unclean is this cat...and you can't ignore his rickets
poor ol' sufferin' kitty
face, green on his cat...someone fed him doggie biscuits
this poor ol' sufferin' kitty
too weak to fight...ooh...he ain't right

house cat...no meat on his bones...sad weight
house cat...he doesn't have too much time...bad state
house cat...hey, fluffy, don't die here
just get up off your buns...don't succumb...don't succumb

obscene is this cat...but i can't afford to fix him
poor ol' sufferin' kitty
won't preen, will his cat...he's all matted but won't lick it
this poor ol' sufferin' kitty
could go tonight...ooh...eyes ain't bright

sufferin' kitty
sufferin' kitty
sufferin' kitty
sufferin' kitty

ahhhhhhhhh...wham bam...he's been slammed

sufferin' kitty
got a sufferin' kitty
can't help this sufferin' kitty
such a sufferin' kitty
meow...sufferin' kitty
oh wow...sufferin' kitty
i got a sufferin' kitty
sufferin' kitty
suff'rin pet !