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Song Parodies -> "Sufferin' Kitty"

Original Song Title:

"Suffragette City"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Sufferin' Kitty"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

house cat...he heaves and he moans
house cat...oh, has he choked on a bone ?
house cat...he's got a bite on his face
some giant sized dog has given him a quick taste
house knots in his mane
house cat...he's yelpin' in pain
house cat...the kids have toted and slammed
i told them not to squeeze him...but they...and then they...

unclean is this cat...and you can't ignore his rickets
poor ol' sufferin' kitty
face, green on his cat...someone fed him doggie biscuits
this poor ol' sufferin' kitty
too weak to fight...ooh...he ain't right

house meat on his bones...sad weight
house cat...he doesn't have too much time...bad state
house cat...hey, fluffy, don't die here
just get up off your buns...don't succumb...don't succumb

obscene is this cat...but i can't afford to fix him
poor ol' sufferin' kitty
won't preen, will his cat...he's all matted but won't lick it
this poor ol' sufferin' kitty
could go tonight...ooh...eyes ain't bright

sufferin' kitty
sufferin' kitty
sufferin' kitty
sufferin' kitty

ahhhhhhhhh...wham bam...he's been slammed

sufferin' kitty
got a sufferin' kitty
can't help this sufferin' kitty
such a sufferin' kitty
meow...sufferin' kitty
oh wow...sufferin' kitty
i got a sufferin' kitty
sufferin' kitty
suff'rin pet !

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Jason - April 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Poor kitty. Make sure the RSPCA don't read this!
littleCatCakes - April 07, 2008 - Report this comment
There is nothing like a cat or dog that is ill. It is the down side of pet owernship . . . I wish him well, Sir Alvin
alvin - April 07, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks jason and littleCatCakes....i have 4 cats and 4 ttortoises and all are healthy as can be
Meriadoc - April 07, 2008 - Report this comment
This reminded me - I need to figure out a way to de-mat the neighbor's cat next time I am over there... :-P
alvin - April 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Peregrin - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Sad to think of a poor pussy being in such a parlous state, alvin :(
alvin - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin, no pussies were put in peril while penning this parody
SW - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin, 555 for animal lovers!
alvin - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks SW

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