-> "Golem Years"
Original Song Title:
"Golden Years"
Parody Song Title:
"Golem Years"
The Lyrics
Golem years, oh-emet met met
Golem years, oh-emet met met
Golem years, oh-emet met met
They made me out of clay, life's I got but no soul - Emet!
(I'm Kabbala baby)
I was made in Prague, by Judah Loew,
I was made to serve and all tasks do -
(I'm Kabbala baby)
I was given no brain at all
I will do exactly what is told!
Golem years, oh-emet met met
(I'm Kabbala baby)
One night they called me, writing some glyphs and saying aloud - Emet!
(I'm Kabbala baby!)
Then walked I and they looked in awe
I did all what I was ever told -
(I'm Kabbala baby)
I'll stay animated for a thousand years
Nothing's gonna harm me in these golem years!
Golem years, oh-emet, met, met
(I'm Kabbala baby)
But one of those days I went amok
I smashed all doors and walls I broke
I did as I told to take a break
Ground did tremble and earth did quake
Rabbis around me in fear did shake
I went haywire, I had to deactivate
Aleph rub off all the way!
(I'm Kabbala baby)
Rub off the forehead, rub off the forehead, rubb of the forehead
for those golem years
Here I am, deactivate
Stored in synagogue in big crate
Golem years, oh-emet-met-met
(I'm Kabbala baby)
They made me out of clay, life's I got but no soul - Emet!
(I'm Kabbala baby)
Stored in the attic, stored in the attic
Stored in the attic in these golem years
I'm stored in Altneushul for a thousand years -
None dares animate me for those golem years!
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