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Song Parodies -> "Marge's Ex-Boyfriend"

Original Song Title:

"Space Oddity"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Marge's Ex-Boyfriend"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Does anybody know Artie Ziff? He is Marge Simpson's ex-boyfriend.
Marge Simpson to Artie Ziff
Marge Simpson to Artie Ziff
You white collar slob was there something wrong
Marge Simpson to Artie Ziff
Marge's ex-boyfriend,bring it on
You're pathetic,but may the Ziff be with you
(spoken) 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,Artie

This is Marge Simpson to Artie Ziff
The billionaire who'd
Has lost his stock holdings from Ziff Corp,unfair
Now it's time to shut down Ziff Corp if you dare

"This is Marge Simpson to Artie Ziff
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm ranting in a kind particular way
What if Bart looks very different today
For here
I'm still living in Springfield
I am with homer
Marge's hair is blue
And there's something I will do

Though I'm a former billionaire
I'm feeling very poor
And I think that Homer will help me for life
Even though I am still loving Marge,his wife

Marge Simpson to Artie Ziff
You're married,Marge,to Homer,yeah
Can you hear me,Artie Ziff?
Can you hear me,Artie Ziff?
Can you hear me,Artie Ziff?
Can you....
"Here I am sticking round with Homer
I am with Homer
Marge's hair is blue
And there's something I will do

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Yet Another Dutchman - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
434 today, Tokusou Sentai Blessranger. I remember two episodes that featured Ziff. He's a creeeeep.

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