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Song Parodies -> "Michael Jackson Is Gay"

Original Song Title:

"Space Oddity"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Jackson Is Gay"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

I Know Michael Jackson Is Gay
I Know Michael Jackson Is Gay
He Looks Like A Woman With Ugly Facial Hair

I Know Michael Jackson Is Gay
Commencing Children Over High Balconies
Check Sex Operation To See What He Is Now

We All Know Michael Jackson Is Gay
You've Really Changed Your Life
And The Papers Are Saying You Are Covering Your Black Nose
Now It's Time To Die If You Dare

I Know Michael Jackson Is Gay
Your A Man That Wants To Be A Woman
Michael Jackson, You Are A Gay Man
Michael Jackson, You Are A Gay Man
Michael Jackson, You Are A Gay Man
Are You?.....

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 24

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Diddims - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
You're insulting the gays, buddy. How do we know that he's gay? All being gay is is being attracted to and loving someone of the same gender, that's all it is; only transgenders want to be the opposite sex because that's who they are emotionally, effeminate men are a minority of the gay gay community, and lets not forget that there's more straight criminals than gay ones. The truth is that, regardless of differences, people are the same everywhere; while there's gay criminals, theres' more straight ones, while there's happily "married" gay parents who love their children and each other, there's straight parents who either love each other and their children or don't. I would know; I've seen it.
sylvia - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
joey fulghum - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
you have no idea if he is gay or not, so unless you know the truth you should not make fun of him, even if he is you should not make fun of him that is his choice, think about it do gay people pick on you for being strait? Oh and by the way he has made more money than you will ever make, and i can promise you that more people like him more than you
Whitney Enid Getz - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I'd do him.
Anny - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with Diddims and Joey Fulghum. You seriously need to do your research and find out information before you spout off stuff that's hateful. You don't know if MJ is gay, and even if he is, it's his choice, and if he's happy with his choice of being straight or not, who are we to judge? I have no problem with people, no matter what their sexual preference is, because that's something that you shouldn't be focusing on primarily, let alone be making fun of. Like Joey said, do gay people make fun of you for being straight? If they do, it's their own ignorance. If they don't, then learn from them and keep your ignorance to yourself, because it's obvious you don't know what you're talking about. Michael is not a transgender/trans-sexual. What evidence do u have to prove it? None! It doesn't say anything like that on his website info either. And just because he has a high voice and sounds feminine, etc does not make him gay. You have no right to make fun of anyone's sexual preference. That is their decision, and they should be able to do so without being ridiculed and made to be ashamed of it. I really don't like this parody. It's hateful, and not even funny.
wanda.l - July 24, 2007 - Report this comment
i have a joke.what do k-mart and michae l have in commom.
wanda.l - July 24, 2007 - Report this comment
they both have children underwear half off .haha i kill me
iceman460 - March 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Hes not gay he is married 2 a woman plus he makes songs about girls he likes idiots and dis song is not true u imbisles u guys are such idiots he taught chris brown and tpain how to dance and all dis other stuff
iceman460 - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Michael created all dese dances we are familiar wit y r u guys such idiots if u had skin disease would u like it if ppl did dis 2 u no so STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! you gay tarts are retarted

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