-> "Precious Things; Golden Years"
Original Song Title:
"Golden Years"
Parody Song Title:
"Precious Things; Golden Years"
The Lyrics
Precious Things; bleed, wash, wash, wash
Precious Things; bleed, wash, wash, wash
Precious Things; bleed, wash, wash, wash
Lose all your precious pain, it's taking you nowhere
Amos
Wash them away, baby
Christian guys who made you c*m
Now they're gone but life goes on
Wash them away, baby
Once were dissed about your looks
Forget that boy, you now know who you are
Precious things, bleed, wash, wash, wash
Wash them away, baby
That night girls made fun
Peach party dress; no NINE-INCH nails, Amos
Wash them away, baby
That hurt's gone; it don't matter now
Now you look back: they're small; you're fine
Washed them away, Tori
Oh, put that past behind you and then lose those fears
Nothing's going to stop you; precious golden years
Precious Things, bleed, wash, wash, wash
Washed them away, Tori
Now you're OK and you're writing songs
Life is just fine; you're where you belong
with your husband and daughter; you're forty-one
Life has turned sweet; You've healed your heart
Seems you were right; turned out you were smart
Stood your ground, held it down, day upon day, you believed, oh yeah
did your art your way
Pain's washed away, lady
Now you write just what you want
Record execs; ignore those dumb *ssholes
Precious things; gone, washed, washed, washed
Washed them away, baby
Remember when they told you, "Ditch those pianos"
Tori
Showed them up fine, lady
Gone are the shadows, gone are the shadows
See no more shadows, found your golden years
You finally had your baby after all those years
Good things happened to you when you washed those fears, gold
Gone those fears, gone, washed, washed, washed
(Repeat out to end)
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