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Song Parodies -> "Beat My Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Be My Wife"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Beat My Wife"

Parody Written by:

Gareth WIlliams

The Lyrics

An anthem for sadists the world over.
Sometimes you eat baloney
Sometimes you cut your hair
I think I've lost my marbles
Hit girls everywhere

Sit her down
Smash her thighs
Scream in glee
Beat my wife

Sometimes you eat baloney
Sometimes you cut your hair
I think I've lost my marbles
Hit girls everywhere

Sit her down
Smash her thighs
Scream in glee
Beat my wife

Sometimes you eat baloney


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