piggy played the star
jamming good with kyle and stanley
with permission from mom
he led the boy band...he hoped it'd go far
became the special man...then it was piggy's band

piggy couldn't sing
screwed shut eyes and screwed up dance moves
like a cat when he sang
he would sicken those trying...to enjoy "fingerbang"
came on so bloated, man
well fed...a big wide can

and where was poor kenny
when we gathered inside the mall ?
will a chance be denied us ?
then we found our lost fourth man
and he'd been crushed like a can

piggy found stan's dad
told him "you just do what you do
show plenty of sass...and wiggle your ass "
this band may not get far
but boy, could he play the star

boy, this kid has some ego
piggy sucked, but to this, he's blind
he thinks he's the messiah
and he thinks he's thrilled the fans
and he's so proud of his band

oh yeah....ooooooh...piggy played the star