Hey man, oh get me so stoned you know
Hey man, Oh Camel, order over the phone
I gotta hey man, I gotta take one more drag
The smell of that smoke makes me want another fag
Hey man, my cool plays insane
Hey man, I'm whacked in my brain
Hey man, well I'm a total burn out
I siad I had to smoke it but then I...then I...

Whoa, don't diss on me man
Cause you can't afford the cancer
I'm hooked on ciggarette ditties
Oh, don't cough on me man
Cause I ain't got lungs to breathe with
You know those ciggeratte ditties
It's outta sight...it's all right

Hey man, Winston, you blow my mind,
Take a drag
Hey man, I can't smoke this stuff no way
Hey man, stogie I'll burn here
There's only one more lung, and I'm having fun

Whoa, don't diss on me man
Cause you can't afford the cancer
I'm hooked on ciggarette ditties
Oh, don't cough on me man
Cause I ain't got lungs to breathe with
You know those ciggeratte ditties
It's outta sight...it's all right
Oh, shitty!

A ciggeratte ditty, A ciggeratte ditty,
'm hooked on a ciggeratte ditty,
'm hooked on a ciggeratte ditty,
Ooh, ciggeratte ditty, Ooh, ciggeratte ditty,
Oowhoow ciggeratte ditty,
Oowhoow ciggeratte ditty, whow-ow
Ciggeratte!

Oh, huff, puff, love that stuff!
A ciggeratte ditty, A ciggeratte ditty,
I smoke it all
A ciggeratte ditty
Love it all
A ciggeratte ditty, ooh, a ciggeratte ditty,
Oh, that ciggeratte ditty, oh that ciggeratte ditty
Oh ciggeratte, ciggarette!