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Song Parodies -> "Chris Christie Gets It From The Right"

Original Song Title:

"Jean Genie"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Chris Christie Gets It From The Right"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

And this is how the Right uses "Jean Genie." Did this years ago, after Christie's sellout to Obama following Hurricane Sandy. Never did post it, but now that Phil Alexander has clocked Christie from the left, why not follow up with a sucker punch from the right
Fat Chris Christie, schmoozed with the POTUS
Looking for edges while forgetting his pledges
Raiding some fridges while shutting down bridges
Talking about cut-backs while walking with spendthrifts
Sandy's a photo-op while base gets the short stick
Political weenie, woo-hoo

Chris Christie, quarter ton sack
Chris Christie, he bailed out Barack
He's outrageous, his scheming appalls
Chris Christie, just a RINO

Eats like a horse, but strikes like a viper
We loved him, we loved him, but just until Sandy
They ripped him with glee, when he shafted Ft Lee
Must curb his nutrition, or so say physicians
Keeps using Sandy, it's his mode operandi
Such a pol weenie, ooh hoo

Chris Christie, folds in his back
Chris Christie, loves some Barack
Double dealing, he sells out his soul
Chris Christie, gives aid to the foe

He's so self-minded, he wont mind this misrule
He steps on his penis, a treasonous pustule
Loves to be loved, loves to be loved

Chris Christie, shivs in our back
Chris Christie, buds with Barack
It's outrageous, his scheming appalls
Chris Christie, self-serving toad, oh

Chris Christie, quarter ton sack
Chris Christie, loves shivving backs
Bullies and blusters, sell out his soul
Chris Christie, self serving toad

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Michael Pacholek - July 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Christie is a typical conservative, makes demands on everyone, then gets upset when the same standards are applied to him. Good thing sunscreen wasn't applied to him, or else there'd be no sunscreen left in New Jersey.
CML - July 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Come now, if Christie were a typical conservative he wouldn't have been elected governor of New Jersey. Republicans haven't even been close to carrying Jersey since 1992. And typical conservatives don't help drag Obama across the finish line in 2012. ......... But then again, Obama may have practicing a little tough Chicago love on Christie right after Sandy -- Nice little mess you have here, Governor. We wouldn't want anything to happen to the disaster relief, would we? Course, uh, things can get snarled in red tape, can't they? Be a shame if people were without shelter when the first cold snap hits, wouldn't it?

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