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Song Parodies -> "Piggy"

Original Song Title:

"Ziggy Stardust"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Piggy"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

An alternate Muppet history.
Oh
Oooh yeah
Ah

Piggy played the star
Princess true
In town so glitzy
Entertaining like bard
She chopped with right hand
Was proud pig in garb
She had adoring fans
For she was hammy ma’am

Piggy, feisty dame
Doe like eyes
With wind blown hairdo
She could have any man
She had pref-rence for froggies
And her special one sang
She came on with forceful hand
Her brawn would make him scram

So she bought a diner
For the frog fleed and dreams had died
With investors for guidance
So she ditched adoring fans
And she got rich with her pans

Oh
Ooh oh

Piggy spent her time
Slinging grits and other fine food
A fortune amassed
She’d one more task
She would not relax
She went to school in fall
And went on to learn the law

Practiced law for the people
Piggy stood up, defended kind
With her legal maneuvers
Helped the folks who needed hand
For frog would not be her man

Oh yeah
Ooooooooooo

Piggy passed the barrrr.

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Judge Fred - January 20, 2014 - Report this comment
you been lawyered, son
WarrenB - January 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks, dad. You're an inspiration.
WarrenB - January 20, 2014 - Report this comment
If one who did comment was smart
They'd use their true name from the start
Instead, they perfume
With poor nom de plume
Still stinks when they share verbal fart.
Phil Alexander - January 21, 2014 - Report this comment
:-) Excellent. Weird, but excellent.
WarrenB - January 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil. I'm thinking of a companion piece, maybe something like "Lawyers, Pigs, and Bacon" to Zevon's tunage of old.
Baconator - January 21, 2014 - Report this comment
If you were as good as you claim,
You would enjoy parodist fame
Instead, you thus prove
This topic's no good;
in fact, it's really quite lame!!!
Phil Alexander - January 21, 2014 - Report this comment
How I'd love to reside in a land
Where talent, fame go hand-in-hand
But the best are nof famous
And the well-known're heinous
That attack you just tried didn't land
WarrenB - January 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Dear Bacon has brought us a limerick
Twas hoping to share view in humor writ
Instead, it was screed
From sad one in need
And likely was written by dim-a-wit.
@ Baconator - January 21, 2014 - Report this comment
You seem to believe you're a star
But your limerick's well below par
It ain't worth a dime
Your fourth doesn't rhyme
So this one is better by far
@ Baconator (again) - January 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Dear Bacon, I'm gonna be blunt
In parodic skills, you're a grunt
In comments like this
We're taking the piss
'Cause you're coming across as a........twit
What??? - January 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Where did you guys learn your limericks from, men's restroom stall permanent marker wall scribblings or from old issues of Playboy? But hey, on the bright side, at least your limerick writings are better than your parodies ;-)
WarrenB - January 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Woe is us, I guess.
@ What??? & Baconator (again - again) - January 21, 2014 - Report this comment
You think my last limerick's rough
It happens, when quick off the cuff
At least I don't boast
About doing the most
Or try to impress with a bluff
Phil Alexander - January 22, 2014 - Report this comment
Pseudonymous comments assume
One knows who's in this virtual room
One thing I abhor
Is you cannot be sure
Exactly who's talking to whom

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