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Song Parodies -> "You Shouldn't Have Schtupped Me in My Grave"

Original Song Title:

"Shouldn't Have Took More Than You Gave"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dave Mason

Parody Song Title:

"You Shouldn't Have Schtupped Me in My Grave"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Well, here's that other Dave Mason song from his fine "Alone Together" album from the early 70's. "Schtupp" is a Yiddish word used to describe intercourse, in case anyone is unfamiliar with the term. BTW, it was pointed out to me be someone that this MIGHT be the first post on this site involving necrophilia from the point of view of the DEAD person...quite a feather in my crypt, I think ~ ~ ~
[Instrumental intro - Banjo & rhythm guitar, drums, bass]

You shouldn't have schtupped me in my grave
'Cause you shoulda known that stuff was depraved
You sicken me with the quirks you crave
But the truth, dude, is that folks need to behave

[instrumental break]


Defiled and raided crypts, man, that is strange
and what you did next really was deranged
You undressed and next to me you laid
Then touched my crotch; it crumbled from decay

[instrumental break]
[instrumental pace increases/changes]


You did unseemly things to my dead corpse today
Quite aroused, you would come soon, that boggles my dead brain
Put things in my holes; that's gross, I think you are insane
This is such disgusting stuff; it's clear you need help - right away

[instrumental break]


You shouldn't schtupp dead folks in their graves
That would have to be my request today
I know quite well now that you're crazed
If this gets out you're sure to be disgraced

[instrumental break]

You shouldn't have schtupped me in my grave
I do not much like how you behaved
You'll end up in Hell as my Sex Slave
Hah-Hah!
The thought of that should haunt you for days
HAH-HAH, Chump!

[instrumental jam out to end fade]

{In Hell you will be all mine, man....WHOOOOH !!!!}

[instrumental fade out to end]

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carol - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
ghoulishly entertaining! 5's
Paul Robinson - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, carol ~ ~ ~
Johnny D - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Mazel Tov from the author of (WARNING--SHAMELESS PLUG APPROACHING) "Yiddish Rhapsody" !
alvin rhodes - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
a more plaintive wail is hard to imagine...i dug it (up)
Paul Robinson - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, I tried not to be (groan) too cryptic in this one ~ ~ ~ Thanks!
AFW - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I imagine in a situation like this, a little rigor mortis would be a good thing...I dig this one..5's
Paul Robinson - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, AFW...that's a stiff of a different...proportion, I guess...lol ~ ~ ~
Tommy Turtle - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I've had sex with a lot of cold, stiff women .... too bad they all were alive ...... 'Necro" is fine, but leave "Phil A" out of this :) "Halloween 5(55)"
Paul Robinson - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
TT - I guess this parody character prefers the "quiet type"...
Larry Hensley - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Spooky parody, fives
Paul Robinson - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry H ~ ~ ~

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