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Song Parodies -> "Yes, I Did Molest A Sheep"

Original Song Title:

"Sad and Deep as You"

Original Performer:

Dave Mason

Parody Song Title:

"Yes, I Did Molest A Sheep"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Wow! Never would have guessed than only ONE Dave Mason(solo) song had ever been used on this site...and none at all from his superb "Alone Together" album from the very early 1970's. Well, I'm correcting that today, as I'm submitting TWO pieces from that fine album. This OS is really a very beautiful and touching song, by the way.
[instrumental intro]

Yes, I did molest a sheep
yes, I did; it's true
Probed her deep that morning
cute, young ewe I screwed

Climbed aboard; I sure had fun
rode till I was through
I was hot and horny
Had wild sex with that ewe

[instrumental break]

My wife watched from the window
She saw me with that ewe
Must say, "Dear, I'm sorry"
Was not, t'ween me and you

Sheer pleasure; I humped that sheep
She was one hot screw
Sheared her wool; t'would warm me
On sight my passion grew...

[brief instrumental to end]

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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carol - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
is this a new way to say "screw ewe?" 5's
Paul Robinson - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, it COULD be, Carol...Thanks! ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
at least the sheep was ALIVE
Paul Robinson - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
At least until dinner,
Johnny D - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment

And so the conversation turned
As Robinson went down
And shaggy fantasies were learned
On that day
Paul Robinson - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
JD...HAR! And I may just have some more material from the same Album release coming up soon...haven't written them yet, time will tell...
Stephen Harrington - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Not familiar with the artist, but 5 Baas....., very twisted.
Paul Robinson - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Stephen - Thanks...FYI - Dave Mason, member of the band "Traffic" from the mid-to-late-sixties and into the early seventies. Solo career after Traffic broke up. He wrote quite a few of Traffic's hits and has had a few hits on his own since the broke up, although it has been quite some time since the last one. Still performs on Tour with a band that is nowhere near as good as Traffic or the back-up he had on his early solo albums...that's probably as much or more than you might have wanted to know about "Alone Together" really was a superb album, all the way through, too...
Tommy Turtle - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Also DKTOS... I'm gonna have to try this ovine lovine stuff, though I'd feel a little sheepish. Five lambskin condoms, or skip the condoms, just Five lambs
Paul Robinson - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Careful, TT - Ewe might get addickthead to it ~ ~ ~
Larry Hensley - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but before I count sheep, I must give this 5's
Paul Robinson - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks again, Larry ~ ~ ~

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