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Song Parodies -> "And Then There's GOD!!!"

Original Song Title:

"And Then There's Maude"

Original Performer:

Dave Grusin and Andrew Bergman

Parody Song Title:

"And Then There's GOD!!!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More on the rapture date predictors...
[1 Thessalonians 4:16-18 For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trumpet of God; and the dead in Christ shall rise first. Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air, and thus we shall always be with the Lord. Therefore comfort one another with these words.]

Edgar Whisenant was a Bible student
He distributed pamphlets on the rapture in ’88
It’s too bad that the Lord didn’t guide him
It didn’t happen, it was the wrong date

Harold Camping was another false prophet
Wrong in ’94, he tried for May 2011, yup (Oh no)
And when the Christians did not depart
He couldn’t admit that he really screwed up.

And then there's GOD!!!

And then there's GOD!!!

And then there's GOD!!!

And then there's GOD!!!

And then there's GOD!!!

And then there's GOD!!!
And then there's

Our omnipotent, omniscient, and certainly omnipresent,
King of King, and Lord of Lords


[Matthew 24:36-37 But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone. For the coming of the Son of Man will be just like the days of Noah....]

[Mark 13:32-33 But of that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone. Take heed, keep on the alert; for you do not know when the appointed time is]

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Jonathan Spurlock - December 10, 2017 - Report this comment
I remember seeing the booklet, "88 Reasons Why Christ Will Return in 1988" but didn't read a page. Rob, you're right, I mean, what part of "nobody knows the day or the hour" do people not understand? Although, and I love this, someone said that the Rapture was so close that he had stopped looking for signs and was listening for sounds! Could be today!

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