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Song Parodies -> "I Hear You Knocking- Jehovahs' Witness Version"

Original Song Title:

"I Hear you Knocking"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dave Edmunds

Parody Song Title:

"I Hear You Knocking- Jehovahs' Witness Version"

Parody Written by:

Chuck A. Spear

The Lyrics

You came today and left me a magazine.
But in it you deny my Lords' diety!

I hear you knocking,
But you can't knock Him.
I hear you knocking,
Dump it in the bin.

I begged you to use the King James.... Version,
But you went quoting that JW perversion,

I hear you knocking,
But you can't knock Him
I hear you knocking,
Throw it in the bin!

Ahh yeah
Let me smear it!
Ohhooooo wooo!

oooh...

Claim to preach the Gospel; You don't at all.
'Cause your theology's off the wall.

I hear you knocking,
But you can't knock Him
I hear you knocking,
Throw it in the bin!

Even Jacko said in '82,
He'd quit being one of you.

I hear you knocking,
But you can't knock Him
I hear you knocking,
Throw it in the bin!

Yeah
Awwhooooo

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 9

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Rick C - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm Chuckin' 5s
2Eagle - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, be nice.
Michael Pacholek - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Last I heard, Janet had never officially quit... but she may have been expelled after she got exposed... and, as far as they're concerned, that was long before she met Justin!
Chuck A. Spear - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehe....the person who voted 1-sies must be a JW! (Maybe the parody T'ain't perfect...but it's not THAT bad!)
Solomon Jackson - August 27, 2006 - Report this comment
That is a terrible song!You,Mr.Spear,do not know what you are talking about!You either lack knowledge or you lack discernment! Shalom Ya'll!!!!!!!Shalom!!!

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