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Song Parodies -> "Sometimes When We Lunch"

Original Song Title:

"Sometimes When We Touch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dan Hill

Parody Song Title:

"Sometimes When We Lunch"

Parody Written by:

Tomario

The Lyrics

my first parody i think it was a little ambitious
you asked me why i threw up
i choked on my french fry
im sorry if i shoked you
and caught you in the eye
who am i to stain you
and your snake skin shoe
we're only on the starter
and the main course it is due

and sometimes when we lunch
i kinda get a hunch
that i'm gonna have to try-the pie
and if i have another pie
my levels get to high
if i have another
i think i'll split my sides

beef and all the trimmings
may be appealing to the eye
as i'm wading through the gravy
it brings a tear to my eye
i think i'll call the waiter
who's a little bit uncouthed
i think he's from surburbia
another scanky youth

and sometimes when we lunch
i kinda get a hunch
that i'm gonna have to try-the pie
and if i have another pie
my levels get to high
if i have another
i think i'll split my sides

at times i like to eat bread
with honey made from bees
at times i'd like a bread roll
without those seasame seeds
at times i cannot stand food
and you know how hard i try
i've watched while food engulfs me
and i've watched the pastry fly
at times i'm just plain greedy
and toast is my best friend
i've covered it in chocolate
and nibbled round the ends

and sometimes when we lunch
i kinda get a hunch
i'm gonna have to try -the pie
and if i have another pie
my levels get to high
if i have another
i think i'll split my sides
please be kind

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Arwen - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
"And your snake skin shoe" made me LOL...GREAT job...especially for your first try. Lots of fun lines!
Adagio - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(CLASSIC) Good job, Tomario.
Red Ant - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Good parody to one of the sappiest songs ever.
Scathe - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
This was pretty good.
Agrimorfee - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(Classic tournament) Not bad at all. At least it didn't stick with an all-puking theme, which I am getting sick of.
Matthias - January 14, 2006 - Report this comment
(CLASSIC) Pretty good, I DKTOS so I can't say if it was well paced or anything, but you told a pretty good story.
Jeff Reuben - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Classic--I also enjoyed the story, not bad at all!
Larry - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(Classic) Hilarious parody, great to sing along to.
Johnny D - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(Classic) Great parody of an original song that SO deserves to be parodied!
Jedi Master Stimpy - April 02, 2006 - Report this comment
By the way, that song was originally sung by the country star Dottie West.
Stan Hall - October 20, 2008 - Report this comment
A great grin and a so apt for one of the most nauseating songs ever recorded.

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