you asked me why i threw up
i choked on my french fry
im sorry if i shoked you
and caught you in the eye
who am i to stain you
and your snake skin shoe
we're only on the starter
and the main course it is due

and sometimes when we lunch
i kinda get a hunch
that i'm gonna have to try-the pie
and if i have another pie
my levels get to high
if i have another
i think i'll split my sides

beef and all the trimmings
may be appealing to the eye
as i'm wading through the gravy
it brings a tear to my eye
i think i'll call the waiter
who's a little bit uncouthed
i think he's from surburbia
another scanky youth

and sometimes when we lunch
i kinda get a hunch
that i'm gonna have to try-the pie
and if i have another pie
my levels get to high
if i have another
i think i'll split my sides

at times i like to eat bread
with honey made from bees
at times i'd like a bread roll
without those seasame seeds
at times i cannot stand food
and you know how hard i try
i've watched while food engulfs me
and i've watched the pastry fly
at times i'm just plain greedy
and toast is my best friend
i've covered it in chocolate
and nibbled round the ends

and sometimes when we lunch
i kinda get a hunch
i'm gonna have to try -the pie
and if i have another pie
my levels get to high
if i have another
i think i'll split my sides