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Song Parodies -> "Your Gym Socks Smell Too Much"

Original Song Title:

"Sometimes When We Touch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dan Hill

Parody Song Title:

"Your Gym Socks Smell Too Much"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

Picture Tom Lehrer singing this.
You tell me do your laundry and I gag on your request,
I might as well set fire to it - that putrid, stinking mess!
Who am I to make a fuss when I'm catering to you?
I'm your mother doing what I'm just supposed to do.

And your gym socks smell too much -
Impossible to touch,
And I want to hold my nose and hide!
The fumes could make me die -
It brings water to my eyes -
I hold my breath until the nausea subsides.

Housework and dirty laundry seem to be my lot in life -
But through all the monotony creativity survives.
I'm just another genius still buried in dishpans -
A dormant novelist who's awash with garbage cans.

'Cause your gym socks smell too much -
Impossible to touch -
And I have to hold my nose and hide!
I'll grin and bear it 'till I die -
It'll be eternity -
"Till you grow up and learn to do your own laundry!

Why must I always ground you until you clean your room?
You've outgrown wearing diapers, so what's making all those fumes?
I find your dirty underwear just by following my nose -
I think you got so dirty just by planting me a rose.
Sometimes I think you trust me and you think that I'm your friend -
A mother - not a laundress then aggrivation flares again!

Your gym socks smell too much -
Impossible to touch -
And it makes me want to curse and swear!
Do you see that washer there -
In that little room downstairs?
Learn to use it the way you learned to drive your car!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Red Ant - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
5's. Way to turn a sappy OS into a stinky parody. :)
Rick C - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I've ALWAYS hated this song!! Good parody...5's
AFW - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This knocked my socks off....very funny..
Johnny D - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Now THAT's a song that's just begging to be parodied as well as this!
John Barry - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Sockin' it to ya 5s-wise.
2Eagle - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, that is one of the stupidest songs - sensless hippie poetry. When my sister hears it she gets so grossed out.
Rod Worden - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Three stinkin' fivers you earned!
Kristof Robertson - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody reeks....not really. ;-) 555
exhoicat - July 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't get "grossed out"! Dan Hill makes me want to fwow up! That's WAYYY beyond "grossed." 2Eagle's Sister
Harry - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, thank you for parodying this terrible song that just grated like nails on a chalkboard for YEARS on the radio. AAAAAAHHHH! ALL 5s, 2Eagle.
2Eagle - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Next up - "Feelings".
littleLawnDress - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
on the Campagna: laundry stayed in the bed of the cowboy's truck! Cattle dog, Smokey loved it!
2Eagle - January 30, 2020 - Report this comment
I found another wide space between the lines. I didn't write it that way.

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