-> "The Ballad of Spanky Don"
Original Song Title:
"Chick-a-Boom"
Parody Song Title:
"The Ballad of Spanky Don"
Parody Written by:
Rocktober Nighttime Dew
The Lyrics
Last night Dictator Don the Con
He saw a chick in a seedy strip joint, uh!
Oh, she looked so good
She couldn't be real
She must been a high price queenie
After the show he met her backstage and asked,
'Do you know who I am?'
And took her to his limo car
They sat there in the back seat
Donnie barked, 'To the Trump Tower!'
He grinned at the the chick
But what she thought was freaky
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass! Right now!
Took the elevator
Up to the 13th floor
Where they were both alone, I presume
He bragged about his wealth,
his riches and his 'charm'
She held up a rolled up magazine!
Don said, 'Mama,
oh would you?'
And then his big ego went
As he looked at her
As pleased as could be
And said these words
You could see what he is!
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass! Right now!
Aaaah, don't he jes' love it
Mmm-hmm, don't he jes' love it
Don't he love it, don't he love it
Oh yeah, don't he love it
Don't he jes' love it now
She realized he's not so manly at all
After all the braggadocio, NO!
He's just a ninny boy
And a sick moogerfooger
And we can all see
He's pa-the-tic!!
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass! Right now!
Don'cha know now
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass! Right now!
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass! Right now!
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