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Song Parodies -> "Crusade (40K Mix)"

Original Song Title:

"Convoy"

Original Performer:

C. W. McCall, Bill Fries and Chip Davis

Parody Song Title:

"Crusade (40K Mix)"

Parody Written by:

Kaoslord

The Lyrics

Using Games Workshops Warhammer 40000 Mythos.
[On the CB]
Ah Cadia One Niner, this is Jowans Dock, I hope you can hear me Cadia, come back? Aw Yeah, JD, fer sure, fer sure. By Golly, is that what I think it is, c'mon? Yeah, that's a big 10 4 there Cadia, they're moving for the front door good buddy Emperor's Merciful Soul, looks like we've got ourselves a Crusade.

Across the moon on the night of doom
Came the screaming Chaos hordes
Got our Orders from Abaddon himself
putting Cadia to the sword
In system heading I One Oh
Bout a day off the biosphere
I says, "Revnant, this here's the Slaughter King.
"And I'm about to put the hammer down."

[Chorus]
'Cause we're on a Black crusade
Reaving through the night.
Yeah, we're on a Black Crusade,
Ain't she a terrible sight?
Come on and join our Crusade
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this Damned Crusade
Through the Cadian Gate
Crusade!

[On the CB]
Ah, breaker, JD, This here's command. We're sending in more guard. Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five thou or so. Roger Cadia. Fights getting in-tense up here.

By the time we hit the biosphere,
Drop pods waiting for call.
But there's a blockade in upper orbit,
And them guard was wall-to-wall.
Yeah, marauders as thick as bugs on a 'bearer;
We could smell their fear in the air!
I says, "Let em have it, so says the King.
"and let your cannons sing."

[Chorus]
'Cause we're on a Black crusade
Reaving through the night.
Yeah, we're on a Black Crusade,
Ain't she a terrible sight?
Come on and join our Crusade
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this Damned Crusade
Through the Cadian Gate
Crusade!

[On the CB]
Ah, you wanna give me a update on that, Cadia? Negatory, JD; they're getting too close. Yeah, them dogs are starting to jump down our throats. Mercy sakes, your on your own once again.

Well, hit the ground at 44
Like a Chaos storm of hail.
We tore through the defence cordon,
And sent them to Tzeentches scales.
By the time we smashed into Kasr Town,
Them 'quisition was a-gettin' smart:
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Dark Teressia Guard.
But we had Chaos Spawn, and tanks and freaks
And beasts of ev'ry size.
Yeah, them fortresses was full'a bears
but drop pods filled the skies.
Well, we broke the line and we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
An' a new force from the cult a' Lorgar
and fifty clapped out Leman Russ.

[On the CB]
Ah, Cadia to Command, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Command? Lissen, you wanna put those Leman Russ right in front of that suicide jockey? Yeah, he's calling an O-Strike, and he needs all the time he can get.

Well, we laid a strip for the city doors
And prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with guns
But the fools were out of time.
I says, "Force Revnant, this is Slaughter King.
"And we're right on top of the goal."
So we broke the gate, lance strike at 98
I says "Now send them all to hell, 10-4."

[Chorus]
'Cause we're on a Black crusade
Reaving through the night.
Yeah, we're on a Black Crusade,
Ain't she a terrible sight?
Come on and join our Crusade
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this Damned Crusade
Through the Cadian Gate
Crusade!
Crusade!

Ah, 10-4, JD, what's your twenty?

Crusade!

Sixty ships? Well, you know what to do with them dogs like them fer shure. Well, Emperor's

Crusade!

sakes, old friend, we gonna hang out here, so keep the freaks off your ass and the fear from your...

Crusade!

voice. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. Save your soul, not your hide

Crusade!

You're gone... Bye bye..

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Michael Pacholek - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know the subject, so I couldn't vote. But this is a very tough one to do. I got the idea the other day, but since I've never watched "The Waltons," anyone wanna try, to this song... "John-Boy"?

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