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Song Parodies -> "Conrad"

Original Song Title:

"Convoy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

C.W.McCall

Parody Song Title:

"Conrad"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

And the Verdict is in......

Yeah, Breaking Breaking News, this here’s the live remote
We got some copy for you TMZ
( Ah yeah, ten-four good buddy, for sure, for sure
By golly has the jury come to a decision)
Yeah, that’s a big ten-four there TMZ...Yeah, we definitely got it
being read now. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got a guilty Conrad

It was the late afternoon on November 7th
When the Michael Jackson case was done
Friends and relatives gathered near and far
To find out what happened to their Thriller son
The verdict was swift and clear
On that doctor come hell or high water
Guilty on shear ignorance
Plus legally involuntary manslaughter

Coz we got a guilty Conrad, cuffed and going to jail
We got a guilty Conrad, our justice did not fail
Prison bound guilty Conrad, sleep well there, that’s no bull
But if you can’t sleep there buddy , I’m sure they got propofol
Conrad

Ah, Breaking News from
CNN, this just in, Jackson family so glad he’s convicted
(Ah, ten-four, what’s going on outside)
Dancing in the streets to music of Beat It

After six short weeks of testimony
From the Prosecutors and Defense
With experts showing pictures and slides
And lawyers putting in their two cents
It came down to less than nine hours
To hear what they had to say
” We the jury find the defendant guilty,
Bye, Bye Dr. Murray.”

Coz we got a guilty Conrad, cuffed and going to jail
We got a guilty Conrad, our justice did not fail
Prison bound guilty Conrad, sleep well there, that’s no bull
But if you can’t sleep there buddy , I’m sure they got propofol
Conrad

Coz we got a guilty Conrad, facing four years for being a loath
We got a guilty Conrad, who forgot his Hippocratic Oath
Prison bound guilty Conrad, sleep well there, that’s no bull
But if you can’t sleep there buddy , I’m sure they got propofol
Conrad

Repeat for Four years and Fade Away….:)

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

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Michael Pacholek - November 09, 2011 - Report this comment
I know this is a hard song to do (I once did "Con Boy" for George W. Bush), but the song has 4 verses and you only did 2. So while I appreciate the effort, I couldn't give you a perfect score. Not to mention I was thinking this would be about Lauren Conrad, which might have been even funnier.
Porfle Popnecker - November 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Hate the OS, so I found this amusing!

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