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Song Parodies -> "Decoys"

Original Song Title:

"Convoy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

C.W. McCall

Parody Song Title:

"Decoys"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

"Ah,agent 09,this here's a tommy gun. You gotta copy on me,agency? Ah,10-4,spy guy,for sure,for sure. How deadly,it's real weird in downtown. Yeah,they try to kill us,track 'em down,good agent. Hope I was alive,looks like I'm seeing a decoy."

USSR,noon,on the second of June
Bad guys love to hit and run
Crashing vans with a truck,aw man
That is really jumping guns
The monster truck goes half-throttle
Being hit by a big bang
Now agent number nine and your tommy gun
You are ready to take on a reckless gang

But I saw a crazy mean decoy
Something I can't fight
Yeah,I saw a crazy mean decoy
Is he your terrible sight?
Quickly attack this decoy
He's really getting right in my way
Somebody sent this stupid decoy
Tell him "Go away,
Decoy!"

"Ah,agent 16,your magnum's on your side,and you will really take out some mean evil girl. 10,roger,mission will be done. Yeah,bad guys are gettin' intense out there."

Here in England,you will then
Go attack the enemy
Who was really so bent
On a world conquest,had a thousand soldiers
He will threaten us,call FBI
Start using your tommy gun,let's fight

But he laid his very weak decoy
Something I could see
Yeah,he laid his very weak decoy
Is this a threat to me
Sending out our decoys
Will really get the mission far done
Somebody needs a couple decoys
Unite as one!
Decoys!

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Joel Martinez - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
WOW! Never Knew you'd make it this far
Michael Pacholek - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Admittedly a hard song to parody (I tried it with the George W. Bash "Con Boy"), but you left out half the song. And even so, it was kind of hard to follow. It looks like you're going for quantity over quality.

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