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Song Parodies -> "Find The Cost Of Fritos"

Original Song Title:

"Find The Cost Of Freedom"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Find The Cost Of Fritos"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

find the cost of fritos
to the store, you ran
regular or barbeque
try to pin it down

find the cost of fritos
its unmarked by man
bad luck seems to follow you
scanner must be found

find the cost of fritos
run it 'neath the scan
check out line will swallow you
lay your money down

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Johnny D - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
$ 5.55. Munch munch munch (swallows carbonated Poland Spring) belch.
Rick D - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
The other day I was having lunch in a diner in Los Gatos, Cal. The waitress knows I play guitar, and said to me, "Do you know who I just served a burger to and didn't even recognise?" I said "Who?" "Stephan Stills". Missed him by THAT much. Didn't order Fritos, though.
alvin rhodes - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks johnny and rick...ol' stills has enough teeth to still eat a burger ?...i'm impressed
Paul Robinson - September 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - just picturing CSN's wonderful harmony being used to call out a "price-check" on Fritos...5's...
alvin rhodes - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks paul
Andria - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I enjoyed this parody very much, and Fritos cost 99 cents for a "Big Grab" bag of original, Chilli Cheese or Flavor Twist BBQ and $2.39 for a large bag of the above 3 or Scoops at the Chevron/Jackson's Food Mart that I frequently buy gasoline, junk food, soda, energy drinks and the occasional wine cooler or Smirnoff Ice at. By the way, you don't need teeth to eat a burger, my friend Randy Gilbert, who has no teeth at all, can eat steaks, apples, nachos, burgers, and just about anything else without using the dentures that he absolutely loathes. 5s.
alvin - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks andria...i appreciate the frito and teeth

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