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Song Parodies -> "Almost Shot My Bear"

Original Song Title:

"Almost Cut My Hair"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Almost Shot My Bear"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

almost shot my bear
it happened just the other day
been hangin' 'round so long
i kinda thought that bear was in the way
but i didn't and i wonder why
i felt like seein' that bear fur fly
but instead, i just gave him to someone

yeah, i gave him to my sister for christmas
because i'd had it up to yar
been increasin' my paranoia
been lookin' up in terror, when hearin' the big boy snarl
but lord, my sister has nothin' to fear
she's worse than this bear, it appears
i just had to give him to someone

cause we didn't get along together
and i had to keep him the back yard on a tether
now, he's at a place where he can laugh
now, i'm left with just my giraffe
i just had to give him to someone

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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 4   1
 5   3

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Paul Robinson - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, Well this one was almost more than I could bear. But now that I've settled down I'm bearing some 5's for you.
Johnny D - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I feel . . . like I owe fives . . . to some-one, woo-hoo..........
alvin rhodes - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you paul and johnny...i think crosby kinda looks like a bear, don't you ?
Snake - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
like - increases my parody aura

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