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Song Parodies -> "Brain Dead in Ohio"

Original Song Title:

"Four Dead In Ohio"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young

Parody Song Title:

"Brain Dead in Ohio"

Parody Written by:

N.O. Comprendo

The Lyrics

Dim voters and Bible-thumpin'.
It looks like they're gonna go
For Bush, whom they should be dumpin'.
Brain dead in Ohio.

Why is it they do it?
Dubya is cutting them down,
Should have been dumped long ago.
Collars are blue there,
But no jobs to be found.
Bushwhacked, they still give the vote.

Why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why? (repeat 4 times)

(repeat 2nd verse)

Dim voters and Bible-thumpin'.
It looks like they're gonna go
For Bush, whom they should be dumpin'.
Brain dead in Ohio. (repeat 9 times)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   14

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Charlie Decker - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
You beat me to it...I basically had the same parody in mind. Nice job
Guy - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
So did a lot of people. Could have had a bit more lift to it. 544
John Barry (aka N.O. Comprendo) - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, it might have had more lift if I'd put more time into it. . .last-minute effort before I hit the sack election eve. Wanna help me rework it and reissue it under a joint byline?
Guy - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I did the same thing with mine. I managed to sneak under post time by about three minutes and actually wrote the parody in about 10.
Michael Pacholek - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
What did you expect? These people tolerated Marge Schott for 15 years!
Paul Robinson - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
JB (Or "No"). A nice job, and a sad, if correct follow-up to my slightly misguided calculations in a parody I posted about a year ago to the same song. Guy, you probably remember it, we had a long discussion in the thread about a number of things (that thread is gone now, I re-worked the pre-comments to accomodate the family of one of those killed in Iraq to remove his name from that area, the thread went too when I had chuckyg eliminate the Original posting. I was going to re-create it but decided the issues we discussed had been covered many times since anyway.) about respect for the military and other things. JB/"NO" - 5's here for you.

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