Oh, poor Don! His aging Jewish Mother has been on his 43-year old, still-single behind for years to find a "Nice Jewish Girl you can settle down with". You may recall that recently his Mother cornered one such "Nice Jewish Girl" at a neighbor's house and subjected the poor woman to a full-court press that Johnny Wooden would have been proud of in an effort to lasso said lass (see "Marry Don, My Eldest Son", http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/kansas24.shtml). Once that task was met she figured it would be child's play for her to finally nag reluctant Don into the holy bonds of matrimony. This morning, however, the entire plan ran into a little snag; the little snag's name is "Harvey" and he has come "a-callin" on Don; a turn of events that will soon drive Dear Mom into an apoplectic state. Oh, by the way, while Harvey is certainly very much interested in Don, it just so happens that Don is not all that especially interested in Harvey. Ah, if only Don could only find a way to interject that thought somehow...but by now he has long since learned that it would be easier to make the world stop turning.