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Song Parodies -> "Screech! Your Children Yell"

Original Song Title:

"Teach Your Children Well"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills, Nash (& Young)

Parody Song Title:

"Screech! Your Children Yell"

Parody Written by:

Yolanda DeByle

The Lyrics

You who are growing old
Must now be told
Your kid's a demon
And so just scold yourself
Because your spawn was wasted semen

Screech! Your children yell
They make life hell. I've got a migraine.
Just feed them sleeping pills
The ones that work. I'll rest without pain

Don't you ever let them whine
If they start don't let them dine
Spank their butts until they shine
And know I hate them...


And I of tender ears (You've gone deaf but do you care)
I feel my tears (just close your eyes)
It makes my head hazy (tell yourself lies)
And so please tell (they reek your children)
Them to pipe down (smell to high heaven)
Not act like clowns (I heard your)
Those kids are crazy (last baby's birth was...)

Breech, it hurt like hell
Your hemorrhoids burst; was really gory
It sounds like it's the worst
I almost puked, hearing the story

First they scream and then they cry
Without any reason why
But their room is a pigsty
That's why I hate them

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