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Song Parodies -> "Poor Dead Pinocchio"

Original Song Title:

"Ohio"

Original Performer:

Crosby Stills Nash & Young

Parody Song Title:

"Poor Dead Pinocchio"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

some coachin' from cricket, cunnin'
but finally on his own
a blubbery whale is comin'
poor dead pinocchio

gonna get drowned, truly
monstro is gulpin' him down
oh what a glum way to go
what if he chewed him, and...
wooden head got all ground
hell, he's just lumber, ya know

wah..wah..wah..wah...wah..wah...wah..wah
wah..wah..wah..wah...wah..wah...wah
wah..wah..wah..wah...wah..wah...wah..wah
wah..wah..wah..wah...wah..wah...wah

gotta get down to him
monstro can swallow me down
slide to his tum down below
surely, i'll find him, and...
he'll be dead in a mound
he's still my son, doncha know

just hold on, cause pappy's comin'
though you are not flesh and bone
inside a whale, i'll be plumbin'
poor dead pinocchio

poor dead pinocchio
poor dead pinocchio
poor dead pinocchio
poor dead pinocchio
poor dead pinocchio
poor dead pinocchio



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Agrimorfee - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
2 1/2 minutes of a Disney classic expanded into a grandiose dirge of WHOA! Hah, ha! 555
Stan Hall - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
A right whale of a job, Alvin ... one of my favorites from the source of many of'em. 5s
alvin - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks agri and stan
2Eagle - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Evidently Disney forgot that most whales can't swallow anything bigger than plankton.
Michael E Cormier - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Couldn't Pinnochio have lied his butt off in the whale, and stabbed the "Moby Dick" wannabe from the inside with his nose? lol. Good work alvin. 555
alvin - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle...good pont....thanks michael...also a good point...lol
Ann Hammond - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
Peregrin - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Good one, perhaps a follow up with "Wooden Heart"?
alvin - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks ann and peregrin
AFW - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
I like it
Invisible Boy - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
I fine image you've created here.

Do you know the one about Pinnochio's girlfriend ? Ahhh...never mind.
alvin - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and IB

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