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Song Parodies -> "Crosby Cooks: Dave's Fondue"

Original Song Title:

"Déjà vu"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young

Parody Song Title:

"Crosby Cooks: Dave's Fondue"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

More in my "Cooking with David Crosby" parody project.
(Doo-doo-doo, Dave's bad fondue, it tastes like doo, doo-doo, ooh, doo-doo, tastes like poo, Dave's fondue is real bad it tastes just like poo, doo-doo, it do, doo-doo, bad fondue, tastes like poo, it do, doo-doo, eew, it sure do, it sure do)
{repeat "it sure do" up to 'count' part below this}

{In place of "one-two-three-four" count}
fond-due, fon-due

If I had ever made this before maybe it would not taste so screwed
Fondue
If you had not ever had it before you would probably still not
be so confused into thinking that this mess
just might taste good

It's con-geal-eal-ealed
And it tastes like a board
Eeeeeewwwwww, eeewwww
This stuff tastes really poor
It tastes so
So much like rubber
scraped from the ground
for-or-or-or your supper
you'll frown
(phew-eew-eew, eeewwww)

This tastes so
Much like rubber

That you found
lying aroun-ou-ound

{Replace "Dah-dah-dah's" with}
('No...no-no-no-no, no, no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no
No, no-no, no-no, no, no, no, no,' etc.)

{Over remaining instrumental part up to next lyric}
('Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh,' etc.)


You should not eat Dave's fondue
That's something you should not do

Do not eat this crap, it's screwed
Don't eat David's bad fondue

Do not eat Dave's cheese fondue
You should know; not good for you...

(No..no.....)

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alvin rhodes - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
lol...great job...tough song to parody, too...5s
Paul Robinson - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...hey, if you think it was tough to write (Oh, and was it ever) you should try SINGING the damned thing out LOUD...it works...if you can get your tongue to keep pace with those extremely rapid first few lines - and remember to sing the parody lyrics instead of the OS ones. But, you know, sometimes one must suffer for their art...Har ~ ~ ~
Rick C - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Paul, this one's a riot. Kind of cheezy in places but very cleverly done. I can imagine it would be very difficult to sing. 555
Johnny D - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Paul, Paul, PAUL, you did it AGAIN --- this entire parody had me laughing out loud for REAL, dude! I love it !!
2Eagle - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Good cheese is supposed to smell like doo doo just like durian fruit - after you taste it your nose gets used to the smell. Very funny -555.
Adagio - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll take your word on the taste, Paul! 5's
AFW - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
This one cooks.....I set oven to 555
Paul Robinson - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to all! I didn't know if many of you would even know the OS. Glad you all had some fun with it ~ ~ ~
Red Ant - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I have a very vague recollection of this OS but great work and looking foward to the rest of the album. I've done a bit of one myself but it's in no rush.
Paul Robinson - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red...got a couple that should be up for tomorrow...going to post them after I look around here a bit more.

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