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Song Parodies -> "Almost Washed My Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Almost Cut My Hair"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young

Parody Song Title:

"Almost Washed My Hair"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Almost Washed My Hair

Almost washed my hair
Was tempted just the other day
It's smellin' kinda strong
I heard the shampoo calling my name
But I didn't and I wonder why
I felt like letting my dandruff fly
'Cause my hair's like a palace for some bugs

Must be because I last shampooed at Christmas
And I'm not cleaning it for show
If it's dirty my hair annoys ya
I'm looking in my mirror and seeing a greasy glow
But I'm not ready yet to wash this year
Till the – the fumes bring me to tears
My hair's like a palace for some bugs

When I finally wet my hair with water
It's going to bring down a bug infestation slaughter
When it's clean I'll feel inside so bad
'Nihilatin' fleas makes me sad
My hair's like a palace for some bugs

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Johnny D - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny and clever and well-matched to the original song! 555
Paul Robinson - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job and what JD said also - 5's ~ ~ ~

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