Song Parodies -> Slow-Fried Dough
| Original Song Title: | "Ohio" |
| Original Performer: | Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young |
| Parody Song Title: | "Slow-Fried Dough" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
( -- instrumental intro -- )
Thin sojourns are nixed!
INCOMING!
Here's slime I'll eat on my own!
This stomach I'll cheer with chumming -- more dreaded slow-fried dough!
Gotta get chow, chew it!
So sure I'm chuggin' it down!
Sugar's in gum on the dough!
Wonderful chewin' a -- flounder-head awesome brown!
Wow can drool run, man, you know!
( -- instrumental break -- )
chaw
chaw-chaw-chaw
chaw-chaw-chaw-chaw
chaw
chaw-chaw-chaw
chaw chaw
chaw
chaw
chaw-chaw-chaw
chaw-chaw-chaw-chaw
chaw
chaw-chaw-chaw
chaw chaw
chaw
Gotta get chow, chew it!
Bloated, I'm suckin' it down!
Odor's in bum, strong it blows!
Got a few nu-tritious -- pounds of red ox and hound!
Now can chew tongue and stew nose!
( -- instrumental break -- )
Binge overload!
Nix one-lunching!
Weird diners eat Donner-bones!
This summer try beer and munching -- more dreaded slow-fried dough!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
Forge 'head an' go, rhyme, go!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
Mordred's an old knight-oh!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
More red in stoned eye-glow!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
Gored red in bull-fight throw!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
Gore dreaded Ohio!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
You're petting old Fido!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
Floored Ed in no time, oh!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
Thor fed his horse sky-oats!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
More head in bone-fly-zone!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
( repeat to fade )
Thin sojourns are nixed!
INCOMING!
Here's slime I'll eat on my own!
This stomach I'll cheer with chumming -- more dreaded slow-fried dough!
Gotta get chow, chew it!
So sure I'm chuggin' it down!
Sugar's in gum on the dough!
Wonderful chewin' a -- flounder-head awesome brown!
Wow can drool run, man, you know!
( -- instrumental break -- )
chaw
chaw-chaw-chaw
chaw-chaw-chaw-chaw
chaw
chaw-chaw-chaw
chaw chaw
chaw
chaw
chaw-chaw-chaw
chaw-chaw-chaw-chaw
chaw
chaw-chaw-chaw
chaw chaw
chaw
Gotta get chow, chew it!
Bloated, I'm suckin' it down!
Odor's in bum, strong it blows!
Got a few nu-tritious -- pounds of red ox and hound!
Now can chew tongue and stew nose!
( -- instrumental break -- )
Binge overload!
Nix one-lunching!
Weird diners eat Donner-bones!
This summer try beer and munching -- more dreaded slow-fried dough!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
Forge 'head an' go, rhyme, go!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
Mordred's an old knight-oh!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
More red in stoned eye-glow!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
Gored red in bull-fight throw!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
Gore dreaded Ohio!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
You're petting old Fido!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
Floored Ed in no time, oh!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
Thor fed his horse sky-oats!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
More head in bone-fly-zone!
More dreaded slow-fried dough!
( repeat to fade )
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Picturing CSN&Y singing this one is HYSTERICAL, JD...and maybe Crosby stuffing a few in his mug and chawing them down...5's ~ ~ ~
Weird diners eat Donner-bones!...lol
BRILLIANT! --> LMAO <-- I loved the stream of consciousness rhymes.
This one really cooks not slow, but fast, at 555 degrees
La da-dada, la da da da....you mangled "o-Hi-Oh!" 555
Very weird, I like weird, 555.
The girls at Bryn Mawr dread Johnny D, but if they more'd read Johnny D, they wouldn't.... "Cross "morbid" and "putrid" and you get "Mordred" ... what a cool one to slip in there. DKTOS, but don't think I care to. ..... Fives, natch.
syllable-matching is his aim, and syllable-matching is HIS game - LOL'ed at all the chaw chaws (in those beautiful eye-pleasing diamond shapes!) and the ad infinitum rhyming lines at the end took me back to those Brangelina/Argentina title brain-storming days on the MB - great fun, JD - 555
Thanks Paul, alvin, Shannon, AFW, Agrimorfee, Stephen, TT, and Stuart!
Yummy and tasty, liked the ending! 5's
Thank you, Larry!
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