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Song Parodies -> "My Spouse"

Original Song Title:

"Our House"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young

Parody Song Title:

"My Spouse"

Parody Written by:

Silver Power

The Lyrics

Yeah...I'm not really married...I don't think it's even legal for people my age to get married...But, It sounded like a pretty good parody...I guess that's for the readers to decide...
I'll light the candle, while you are getting dressed
In your brand new lingerie.
Staring at your body for hours and hours,
While I listen to those sexy love songs
Fire me up, baby, just for me.

My Spouse, is a very, very, very fine spouse.
With two D's on her chest,
And, God, I love the rest!
And now all my nights are fun "cause of you.

Come to me now, onto my bed for a few minutes,
You're the only one.
Such a cozy bed, your body gets me so excited
With her even curves, so sexy,
All night long with you, only with you.

My Spouse, is a very, very, very fine spouse.
Let's see her in a thong,
Want to go all night long!
And now all my nights are fun "cause of you.
And my la,la,la, la,la, la, la, la, la, la, la.....

My Spouse, is a very, very, very fine spouse.
With two D's on her chest,
And, God, I love the rest!
And now all my nights are fun "cause of you.

I'll light the candle, while you are getting dressed
In your brand new lingerie

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Christian Spindler - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate you so much...But, 555 since you're my brother...I wonder what others will give you...Hmmm...
Silver Power - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, thanks Christian...You're great...
Silver Power - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmm, I'm loving this feedback...
Silver Power - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm wondering if people are intentionally ignoring my parodies...No, no one can possibly loathe me...I've made up with Emi, and Luke...Apricot is my Homeslice...But that leaves Mike Pacholek, who actually scored decently on one of my parodies, which slips my mind at the moment...
Silver Power - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Is anyone gonna comment here?
Red Ant - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Silver Power, I don't remember TOS but your parody is pretty funny.
Silver Power - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Finally, a comment! And it's GOOD too! *Gets a can of bug spray and sprays Christian*
Silver Power - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
So...Is anyone else gonna leave a comment here?
Adagio - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM06) Very good , S.P.
bobpiecheese - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] I tried to listen to TOS, but it didn't work. Oh well. The parody still is funny.
Red Ant - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM- Well, still funny though having heard an MP3 some of the syllable stresses came at unnatural points for me and I needed the full "because" in the chorus even though that would technically off-pace the line. Those are small problems though. I got a good laugh out of "With two D's on her chest, And, God, I love the rest!". PS- Watch were you aim that bug spray. ;-)
Agrimorfee - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This parody proves that one can change an integral rhyme scheme and make it the selling point--I point to "her chest" in this case (yuk, yuk) ..555
wannabemustangjockey - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This one is interesting....looks like not many people have tried parodying this song before, so this is relatively unexplored territory. I had to read it a couple of times for the rhymes to match up, but I got the gist of it. Not bad.
Rick C - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The pacing was off in a couple of places but, I did find it funny. I give it a 455 but, in my opinion, it's really not SOTM material. Keep at it though.
Josh 2 - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM: DKTOS but fomr reaidng it and other comments I'm guessing it's good
Claude Prez - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This was not bad at all. Though you may be in for a bit of a surprise if/ when you ever do get married. Also, begging for comments is lame. Spend more time commenting on other people's stuff and it'll happen on its own.
Jeff Reuben - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM: Good...might be more romantic than funny =)
Silver Power - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm taking your advice, Claude (About Commenting On Other's Parodies)...Once I get un-grounded...SSSSHHHH!

Okay, I just tried the (left arrow) br (right arrow) thing...I hope it works...Eh, but still...

Claude, ever since I was using T.J. SPindler, I was wondering who you really are, and how old...I think your identity is a joke that everyone who's not an idiot gets...That's why I don't get it...You seem like Spaff.com sometimes...Anyways, Just wondering...
Spaff.com - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for the compliment.
Claude Prez - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, thanks for the compliment. I'm not Spaff but he's my hero so I try to act like him sometimes.
Spaff.com - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not Claude but he's my hero so I try to act like him sometimes.

Good job, TJ. I stumbled on the pacing, especially on your sub for "I'll light the fire / While you place the flowers in the vase..." but I'm very impressed with your sub for "With two cats in the yard." I hope that marriage proves to be like this for you.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - There's no guarantee that it will still be there when you (whoever you are) read this, but I found what I think is the original song here:

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Kristof Robertson - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This wasn't too bad at all, TJ/Silver. The pacing was off a little, but not enough to deny you triple nickel. Tighten it up a bit, and your parodies will fly
Heathcliff the Cat - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS (Though I've heard the chorus, I haven't witnessed the whole record), but nevertheless rather good - some clever use of words here and there.
Tim Mayfield - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - I agree with RARCCPJRSCKRHC. A few minor tweaks and you got yourself a SOTM contender. One example:
And now all my nights are fun cause of you
And your bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra.....
It's not kosher to use the same words if you can switch 'em.
Stuart McArthur - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - exactly what Rick C said - I thought there were some funny lines, and it was a great idea, but I stumbled on pacing too often for a song I know so well, SP
Jack Wilson - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pretty good 555
Johnny D - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Not bad at all !
Phil Alexander - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Have to say I'm with Claude about the surprise you're likely to get when you *do* get married ;-) Still, who knows, you *might* just be the lucky one...
Larry Hensley - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice parody.
Chris Frederick - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pretty good! Made me chuckle.

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