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Song Parodies -> "Rarely Gets Impressed"

Original Song Title:

"Marrakesh Express"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills, Nash And Young

Parody Song Title:

"Rarely Gets Impressed"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

looking at my girl, i sense boredom in her eyes
even though my haiku...won the nobel prize
waltzed and jigged and juggled balls
barrel jumped niagara falls
i swear that this lady only yawns straight through

fancy footsteps as i minuet, divine
sailed to paraguay and cured all of their blind
i've made gold from hunks of lead
took a whack and raised the dead
wallet's always full of bread, its true

don't you know i'n fryin'
cause she rarely gets impressed
don't you know i'm cryin'
she don't care if i'm distressed
an angry me, i must confess

cause she's bored, its plain
cause she's bored, its plain

i've such tales to tell my honey
but she just don't care
it always leaves me in despair

brought the rain to casablanca in a drought
fixed the o-rings on the shuttle blowin' ow-ow-ow-ow-out
walked a tightrope on a dare
trespassed in a grizzly's lair
stopped a tank in beijing's square, alone

she don't care anyhow

don't you know i'n fryin'
cause she rarely gets impressed
don't you know i'm cryin'
she don't care if i'm distressed
an angry me, i must confess

cause she's bored, its plain
cause she's bored, its plain
cause she's bored




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Stan Hall - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
5 for the locomotive, 5 for the string o' cars, and 5 for the cabooose.
John Barry - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm very impressed. This is fantastic!
Jason - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Impressive!
MasonR - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Unbelievable! 555
Andy Primus - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
She may be bored but I wasn't whilst reading this
LilCougaress - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Hang a Stetson on your head, Sir Alvin, then wiggle into your Wranglers, pull on a pair of PAUL BOND boots, and take up the Texas 2-step with your Lady! That'll put a Tiger in your Tank, Sir Alvin! . . . Ay Cohiba!
Stuart McArthur - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
wow, that was YOU in Beijing Square?? - well I'M impressed, if that helps - lots of funny detail tidbits (esp. the haiku and the Casablanca raindance) and beautiful syllable-matching alvin -555
AFW - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Smooth as as a streamliner..reads and sings very well...excellent job
alvin - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks stan...lol...all aboard !...thanks john...glad you enjoyed...thanks jason...thanks mason...thanks andy..good to hear...thanks LilCougaress...i'll give it a try...thanks stuart...yep, that was ME...thanks AFW...appreciate it
Peregrin - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Good work! The alvin express is tearing up the track!
alvin - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks tyrone and peregrin
Meriadoc - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
You expressed yourself well.
alvin - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks merry

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