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Song Parodies -> "Honey, Go Away"

Original Song Title:

"Wasted on The Way"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills & Nash

Parody Song Title:

"Honey, Go Away"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Did you ever notice how sometimes folks in a relationship have a totally different perspective on exactly where it is at? Here's an example...
She looked 'round at me
"Would you please do something for me?"
"Honeybun, I will do anything
you yearn"

She said "Go to Hell"
That surprised me, so I pouted
She said "Are you hard of hearing?
Please get out of here"

It was so darn unexpected
Made my stomach churn
My wife just told me, "Go away
- and don't forget to take
your cold cuts from the fridge
If you don't I'll have to throw them all away"

(Instrumental break)

Whoa, now I was stunned
I requested that she answer
"Can I have another chance, dear?
Think that it's deserved"

She said, "Don't be dense
Can't you see that you're not wanted?
Please get out of here before I
become real disturbed

Time for you to wake up
Time for you to learn
that I want you to go away

Now it should behoove you
to check out that 'fridge
'Cause tomorrow I will throw your stuff away

Time for us to break up"
Said to me real stern
"I'd like you to leave today

You should start packing
and gather up your sh*t
'Cause tomorrow I throw all your stuff away
Yes, tomorrow all your stuff goes in the bay"

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John Barry - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Very insightful.
Johnny D - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Oooooooo that's cold !
alvin rhodes - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
i can relate...5s
Paul Robinson - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks! Yeah, I had tried to work with this OS maybe 4 or 5 times before and each time I was coming up with stuff that was either punchless or mostly circular...or...both...This time I was able to move a story-line through it and have it go somewhere...not a happy somewhere, but somewhere, nonetheless...
Rick C - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Hits home....555
2Eagle - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
That wouldn't have happened is your food wasn't trefe.
Paul Robinson - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick C & 2 Eagle - Thanks! More CSN stuff for tomorrow....

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