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Song Parodies -> "Just A Bong Before I Go"

Original Song Title:

"Just A Song Before I Go"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills & Nash

Parody Song Title:

"Just A Bong Before I Go"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

A Graham Nash song here. I believe he said he wrote it while he was on the way to the airport after one of the others, Crosby, I think, was talking about how hard it was to write a song.
Just a bong before I go, some brains cells I will burn.
Are my feet still on the ground? You'd think that I would learn
When the toke was over, I found myself real stoned.
And when I walked out of the door I was completely zoned.

I found that I was shit-faced, had gotten way too high.
Tried to park in the carport, I guess that wasn't wise.
Landlord called Security, my stash was with my phone.
And when the police closed the door, I was in jail alone.

It was wrong to drive home stoned, someday perhaps I'll learn.
When you get those DUI's the judges now are stern.

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Johnny D - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Shattering ice into your bong's...
...a way not to get burned
Rick D - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Paul, in this same line, check out "Wasted on the Stage". You sound like you are a Stills fan. Do you play?
Paul Robinson - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick D: Yes, I do like Stills. In fact I just picked up a live CD of a 1974 show (can't remember what venue it was from) and it's very good. Play? No, unfortunately I blew off my music lessons when I was a kid (my music teacher was a psycho lady with 100+ cats, I like cats, but not 100 in one place) and never learned to play. Wish I had, but.... Right now can't answer in real time since I only am on-line at work. I'll take a look at "Wasted on The Stage". I was working around with the original last night but didn't get too far and scrapped the idea I started with. Thanks.
Rick D - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm a fan. Now you got me working on CSN songs. I like your touch. Whenever my wife and I can find a third singer, we hit the CSN classics.
Peregrin - June 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Just found this Paul, looking up to see if anyone had had the idea previously. For some reason i was not surprised. Good word play :)

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