I drank twenty beers
I was sh*t-faced (that's some booze, man)
Now tonight I must still play
Or we will be replaced (dough, we're losin')

But I never thought that I was a boozer
Until Graham told me that I was wrong
The next day was always going to be sober
But somehow that next day never would come

Cuervo special will keep me flying (Yeah!)

It seemed funny to me when I did this
When you drink lots like me, sir
You should not be driving in your car

But it didn't seem to me that I shouldn't
And how else was I going to get home?
I awoke in jail on the on cement
In a bind, no sh*t, I couldn't get stoned (Yeah!)

was drunken
was barfing

What an a**hole, my brain is frying(Bleah!)

Seems that my whole face has turned red
And all of my drinking has screwed up my head(Yeah)
There's mud where I once had brains
'Cause I drank twenty beers every day

(Instrumental jam to end)