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Song Parodies -> "Romney: The Etch-a-Sketch"

Original Song Title:

"Marrakesh Express"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stiils & Nash

Parody Song Title:

"Romney: The Etch-a-Sketch"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Seriously, if you vote for this moron, you are a few sandwiches short of a picnic and you deserve to get screwed by the Republican Party.
Listen to his words, the falsehoods and the lies
Watching his campaign makes clear Republican demise
Talking big until next fall;
all his plans are off-the-wall
Unless you're rich, there's no tax cut for you

See him flip-flop on the front page of "The Times"
Searching through his past, let's see what we can find
Candidates all full of s**t brings us back to good ol' Mitt
Bunch of crap is what he's telling you

Dontcha' know Mitt Romney is just like an Etch-a-Sketch
Dontcha' know Mitt Romney is just like an Etch-a-Sketch
Yes, he could be an Etch-a-Sketch
With support from Bain
(He) gets support from Bain


He's been raising all this money
do you think it's fair??
I see the Brylcream in his hair

On campaign from Massachussetts to the South
talking bullsh*t from the both sides
of his m-m-m-m mouth
Colored folks know he don't care
Young folks think that he's a square
in those blue jeans he don't wear at home
Well let me tell ya now

Dontcha' know Mitt Romney is just like an Etch-a-Sketch
Dontcha' know Mitt Romney is just like an Etch-a-Sketch
Yes, he could be an Etch-a-Sketch

Dontcha' know Mitt Romney is just like an Etch-a-Sketch
Dontcha' know Mitt Romney is just like an Etch-a-Sketch
Yes, he could be an Etch-a-Sketch

With support from Bain
(He) gets support from Bain
His support................$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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Michael Pacholek - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
I can't believe there's only been 2 Mitt/Etch A Sketch parodies in 2 days. Mine and yours. Maybe the problem is the base song, but you could use "Catch" songs like "Catch the Wind" or "Catch a Fire" or even "Catch a Falling Star" -- a song probably more to Mitt's taste. Or "witch" songs like "Season of the Witch" or "Witchy Woman." I never would have thought of using "Marrakesh Express," so you earned a big chunk of your five right there.
Robert J. Pagliaro - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
This was very good. Fun read. bob
A colored person - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
You could use "Achy Breaky Heart" as "Etchy Sketchy Jerk".
Anon - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
If this were about Obamma, it would be a Wretch-A-Sketch ;-)
Parody Keet - April 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Graham would be so proud!!!!!

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