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Song Parodies -> "Have You Ever Seen Elaine"

Original Song Title:

"Have You Ever Seen The Rain"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Have You Ever Seen Elaine"

Parody Written by:

Norman Wanman

The Lyrics

This is a drunken man's song about Elaine. Read it and know how 'pretty' this woman Elaine is. Oklahom was intentional because Oklahoma just doesn't sound pace correctly. Value all comments so please, do leave some.
Met this girl quite long ago
In a bar
In a Oklahom
I know
It was like love at first sight

She said she was a prostitute
With lovely face and attitude
I know
She fell down from Heaven's sky

I want to know
Have you ever seen Elaine?
I want to know
Have you ever seen Elaine?
Well I'll describe her just for you

She has light clear blue green eyes
One missing ear and one lopsided
I know
It's a beauty ain't she, Bob

Silver hair and smell of smoke
Alcohol and wrinkled toes
I know
She was wrinkled all over

I want to know
Have you ever seen Elaine?
I want to know
Have you ever seen Elaine?
*stops for a second from drunkenness*
Oh not again, I just got conned
This parody is a copyright of Norman Wanman aka Fayte aka Symphix aka eiseys. The original song is copyrighted to Johnny Cash. Please visit Do leave comments. Thank you!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Michael Pacholek - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, I did "Who'll Shtup Elaine?" But that was a "Seinfeld" parody. Maybe if your guy HAD seen Elaine when sober, this wouldn't have happened! Drunk in real life isn't funny. Drunk in a parody, now THAT'S funny!
Yoidy - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Now I know I will never miss Elaine!
Stuart McArthur - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked the title Norman, and an amusing idea/story - 555
Below Average Dave - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
This is the third one I've read by you. . .not bad here either.
Johnny D - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent title!
Norman Wanman - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
@ MP: Drunk in real life and parody is funny all together if you are not the person who is drunk @Yoidy: Yes, and we all know why. @ Stuart: Thanks! @BAD: Whenever I read yours, yours are always great. So, a mutual thanks from me to you. @ Johnny D: Yeah, it rings right off the tongue, huh?

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