Just got home and I'm annoyed
'Cause I found the Dough Boy
Watching TV on my couch, filled with joy
Feel the urge to poke 'em
But I don't want to provoke him
Oh, good God, leave me a-lone Dough-Boy

He's a giant made of flour
Dancing in my shower
Look at all the things he does
And stuff that he destroys
I'll open up the oven
And then I'll start a-shovin'...
Oh, Good God, leave me a-lone dough boy

Weighs more than an elephant
Much taller than a man
So he'll take a ride
In my new Rolls Royce, ("Woo-Hoo-Hoo!")
Sittin' in my kitchen
Eatin' all my chicken
Oh, Good God, leave me a-lone dough boy

~Solo 1~

Weighs more than an elephant
Much taller than a man
So he'll take a ride
In my new Rolls Royce, ("Woo-Hoo-Hoo!")
He'll be here tomorrow
And look for stuff to borrow
Oh, Good God, leave me a-lone dough boy

~Solo 2~

Now he's back from Illinois
Watch the front door, Dough Boy!
Look at all the cookie cutters set up on the floor
He thinks I'm a rookie
Today I'm bakin' cookies
Woo hoo hoo, finally caught the Dough Boy.