Song Parodies -> Your Leather Steel-Tip Cane
| Original Song Title: | "Have You Ever Seen The Rain" |
| Original Performer: | Creedence Clearwater Revival |
| Parody Song Title: | "Your Leather Steel-Tip Cane" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Truncheon scolds me strong and slow
Tears a long weal sore with scorn
A blow!
Hits been drummin' sore buns fine
Then flip over, slowly flay
Little pain's a funny way
I moan!
Writhin' 'round like otters
I want a blow
Of your leather steel-tip cane
I want a blow
Of your leather steel-tip cane
Comin' down
On buns in pain
Blistered face so razor-scored
Buns are cold with pain so hard
My toe!
Steamed and flayed sore balls are mine
Whip your leather thong in blows
Make me gurgle, thrash in throes
Chunks blow!
Spit glands slop my chunder
I want a blow
Of your leather steel-tip cane
I want a blow
Of your leather steel-tip cane
Comin' down
On buns in pain
YEEOWW !
I want a blow
Of your leather steel-tip cane
I want a blow
Of your leather steel-tip cane
Comin' down
On buns in pain
Tears a long weal sore with scorn
A blow!
Hits been drummin' sore buns fine
Then flip over, slowly flay
Little pain's a funny way
I moan!
Writhin' 'round like otters
I want a blow
Of your leather steel-tip cane
I want a blow
Of your leather steel-tip cane
Comin' down
On buns in pain
Blistered face so razor-scored
Buns are cold with pain so hard
My toe!
Steamed and flayed sore balls are mine
Whip your leather thong in blows
Make me gurgle, thrash in throes
Chunks blow!
Spit glands slop my chunder
I want a blow
Of your leather steel-tip cane
I want a blow
Of your leather steel-tip cane
Comin' down
On buns in pain
YEEOWW !
I want a blow
Of your leather steel-tip cane
I want a blow
Of your leather steel-tip cane
Comin' down
On buns in pain
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EEYYYOOOOWWWWCHHHH!!!!! Hurts SO good!!!----5-5-5...
Thank you sir, may we have another? 555
I'm speechless...and this is coming from someone named Ashkicksass...
kinky....5s
JD, you've inspired me to go ahead and post my SM duet.
Thank you Paul, Dee. Ashkicksass, Alvin, and JB.
John Barry - will it be a parody of Peaches & Herb's "Reunited", by any chance? Or Elton John & Kiki Dee's "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" (like "Don't Go Breaking My something-or-other") ?
John Barry - will it be a parody of Peaches & Herb's "Reunited", by any chance? Or Elton John & Kiki Dee's "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" (like "Don't Go Breaking My something-or-other") ?
Hey, Malcolm, I think Johnny may have stolen one of your parodies!
Hey Michael, THAT's a compliment! Thanks!
This IS rather Malcolmesque, isn't it? Well done Johnny.
Thanks, Claude.
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