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Song Parodies -> "Cookin' Out My Brain More"

Original Song Title:

"Lookin' Out My Back Door"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Cookin' Out My Brain More"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Gus got stoned in Illinois
Stocked his Blunts more, oh boy!
Bought, two spliffs now, gettin' baked, on the porch

Eye-inflammation sets in
Pretty soon he's singin'

Dude, dude, dude, cookin' out my brain more!


Hair-reliant dude in Hot Wheels
Looks at you starin' eyes-peeled
Smokin' all the sinsemilla growin' on your lawn

A fine historic boa
Glist'ning in a toga

Dude, dude, dude, cookin' out my brain more!


Mammaries of elephants
Are spraying cream again

Won't you take a bite
Of the brownies, dude?
Dude, they're cool

Wond'rous stoner-vision
Along with mind-attrition

Dude, dude, dude, cookin' out my brain more!


(VERY long Grateful-Dead-like instrumental break)


Jelly beans on trampolines
Are playing in your head

Won't you take a bite
Of the brownies, dude?
Dude, they're food

Sober up this fellow?
No way, I'm far too mellow!

Dude, dude, dude, cookin' out my brain more!


Hookah bubbles' thrilling noise
Lots of munchies, oh boy!
Cookin' all the happy weed you're crammin' in the bong

Barter, buy, or borrow
I'll get more hash tomorrow

Dude, dude, dude, cookin' out my brain more!


Mammaries of elephants
Make gray ice cream again

Won't you take a bite
From the ice cream scoop?
Do a doob

Time is slowin' down, dear
I'm high and growin' clown ears

Dude, dude, dude, cookin' out my brain more!

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Dee Range - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude, you need to get a job, before I lose mine from reading these. Hilarious 5's across the board
Adagio - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Wooo!! Don't know what you were on, it reads like some guy on serious stuff! Are they all this good today? :D 5's
Ashkicksass - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd like to echo Dee's comments, but then say 'mmmm brownies..."
Leo Jay - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D, you've done it again! Fogerty would love it, I'm sure.
Toot, toot, toot... and you'll never get bored...
John Barry - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks like dope day (viz. "Sunshine"). 15 ozs.
Cookie-man - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Doob! Oh wait I mean Dude! What the hell was in those brownies? ;) 555
Michael Pacholek - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I've heard of "slingin' hash," but this is ridiculous. On the other hand, a Johnny D parody with no sex references? Now that is ridiculous. Aristophanes is ridiculous.
Meriadoc - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, you been hanging out with Alvin again?
Johnny D - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks dudes and dudesses!

Dee: Wait a minute...I thought...this IS my job!

Adagio: What do you mean "today"? EVERY DAY! EVERY DAY!!!! ;-D

Ashkicksass: Yeah....EXPENSIVE brownies!

Leo: Yes, I did it again, twice in the same week, in fact!

JB: Ah-ha, holding onto 1 oz. as a "carrying charge", are we, hmmm?

Cookie-man: Doob? DOOB? Doob's not here.

MP: What do you mean, no sex references? Better look more closely, bub.

Merry: Only virtually, my dear hobbit, only virtually.... heh heh heh.... ;-)
alvin rhodes - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
i actually got a little buzz reading this...i'm glad you saw the jelly beans and elephants, too...i thought i was going crazy.......5s
Paul Robinson - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Duuuuddeeee!!! - This was even loonier than my "Lookin' Out My Back Door" parody. 5's
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, and thanks, Paul!
Lady Luck Moony - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Trippin'! All 5's. I'll have some of the brownies, man!
Johnny D - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh, thanks, Lady Luck Moony!

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