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Song Parodies -> "Father's Now Thy Dark Lord"

Original Song Title:

"Lookin' Out My Back Door"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Father's Now Thy Dark Lord"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Burned my home on Tatooine
Broke the front door, it seems
Storm troopers killed, both my folks, with a torch

Darth Vader now is breathin'
Words I ain't believin'

"Luke, Luke, Luke, Father's now thy Dark Lord!"


There's a giant Wookie growlin'
And now that Wookie's howlin'
Playin' chess with R-2 on Han Solo's 3-D board

A light-saber collision
Darth Vader's derision

"Luke, Luke, Luke, Father's now thy Dark Lord!"


Tatooine has Jawas there
All playin' in the sand
Would you make a buy
From those lyin' goons?
Ooo, R-2

Wond'rous mind-control eye
Provided by a Jedi

"Luke, Luke, Luke, Father's now thy Dark Lord!"


(instrumental break)


Dantooine's old rebel base
Was emptied in a day
Now the Vader guy's
Saber flies into
Duel with Luke

Traitor was that Lando
Darth Vader cut my hand, oh!

"Luke, Luke, Luke, Father's now thy Dark Lord!"


Sent to Dagoba to train
Learnin' not to com-plain
Listen'n' to that Yoda creature teachin' me The Force

Dark Side I won't follow
Brings only strife 'n sorrow

"Luke, Luke, Luke, Father's now thy Dark Lord!"


Tatooine has Jawas there
All playin' in the sand
Would you make a buy
From those lyin' goons?
Ooo, R-2

Father, flee your sorrow
An' save my life tomorrow

Love - for - Luke, saved the soul of Dark Lord!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Arwen - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Good work, Johnny. 5s!
alvin rhodes - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHA...i'm hearing ol' darth do this in his "heavy breather" voice... too funny....5s
Dee Range - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
This is such a great story, pictures easily. Very well done Mr. D
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Putting R-2 and 3-D in the same! He-He. May the force.... fours... ehh... I mean 5s be with you!
John Barry - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
The title/refrain is hilarious.
Adagio - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Woopee! Loved the words and swear that one of these days I'll do a parody using that song. :D 5's
Guy - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
May the farce stay with you - lovely.
Steven Cavanagh - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Couldn't have said it better myself. Loved it!
Johnny D - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, everybody!

Arwen: Thanks, Arwen.

alvin: I FIND YOUR LACK OF RESPECT FOR " OL'DARTH "...HUMOROUS.

Dee: I'm glad the imagery comes through!

K1chyd: And also with you.

JB: Glad, glad, glad, you don't find it, a bore!

Adagio: Go for it, Pat!

Guy: Thank you, Jedi Jester Guy!

Steven: Thanks, Steven!

Michael Pacholek - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Glad to see you're doing a piece about a different kind of long, powerful stick (light-sabers) for a change. Understand humor, do you!
Johnny D - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jedi Master Michael-Wan Pach-Obi.
2nz - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice JD. Some really nice poetry in there. I just submitted a Star Wars one yesterday, although not sure if it's gonna get past the new restrictions. This is top notch 24th century right here.
Johnny D - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, 2nz. I hope your new SW parody gets posted.
Kristof Robertson - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
As a SW-phile, I loved this!! 555, Johnny. Been away, got some readin' to do...
Johnny D - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Kristof! May the Force be with you!
Cookie-man - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Yet another great parody! Excellent work!
Johnny D - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Cookie-man!
Silver Power - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(Star Wars Parody Contest...) This Was Awesome. Good Thing I Have More Than One Gut Because I Busted One Reading This Song, But Do We Know The Storm Troopers Killed Them With A Torch? I Don't Know, I Gotta See The Short film About What Happened To The Aunt And Uncle MAde By Those Dudes At http://www.theforce.net . I Saw Something About It IN Guinness Book Of World Record 1999 (I Am Pretty Sure It Was 1999) Anyway, Like I Said, This Is Great.

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