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Song Parodies -> "Up Botox Again"

Original Song Title:

"Up Around The Bend"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Up Botox Again"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

There's a face on my head that I'm showin'
But it's fat as a Cheese-Whiz pie
Doctor, flay scum away if it's growin'
Leave my thick red lips behind

Come on, start pryin' skin
We're shootin' up bo-tox again

Oooo!

String a strong grand ol' smile that I can show
I'll forget I thought frownin's cool
Stitch some hide to the end of my smile-way
Then turn me on like a fool

Come on, start pryin' skin
We're shootin' up bo-tox again

Oooo!

You can ponder perpetual lotion
Fix your smile with some crystal meth
Or instead you can try bo-tox-ation
It will make you cry "OH YETH!"

Come on, start pryin' skin
We're shootin' up bo-tox again

Yeah!

Oooo!

Catch your hide that botox paralyzes
Wrinkled pleats by your big red jowls
There's a face on your head you're now showin'
That no longer, no longer scowls

Come on, start pryin' skin
We're shootin' up bo-tox again

Yeah!

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Adagio - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Johnny. 5's
Arwen - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Just the thought of botox for some reason makes me cringe...eeek......but I AM a fan of this FABulous parody, Johnny...=) 5s...
lebeiw15 - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
hehehehehehehehhe! Great job. 5s of course.
Rod W - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh yeth, indeed!! Thith wuv gate!! 5s, bo!
Cookie-man - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I am going to shoot this parody up with 555! Great job Johnny!
John Barry - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeth! Bodaciously botoxical and topical.
Johnny D - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you all, Adagio, Arwen, lebeiw15, Rod, Cookie-man, and JB! ;-D
alvin rhodes - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
best one i've read today...and i've been catching up so i've read quite a few...this is a real classic...too funny
Johnny D - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, alvin.
Matthias - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
"Thith rrody ith uh grit unn!!!!" Sorry, the botox is acting up again
Wolverine - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC-U) 555 erased wrinkles. Big red jowls indeed. LOL
Agrimorfee - April 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Never woulda thunk botox would be the subject used for this OS. Well done.
bobpiecheese - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-U) Er...how come when I Wikipedia'd 'Botox' I came up with botulism poisoning? I'm guessing you mean a kind of pain-killer. In that case, AWESOME!!
Michael McVey - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, what else do you do when you're 60 and people don't care that you can't sing anymore because you're still better than any of the new bands?
Red Ant - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-U) "It will make you cry 'OH YETH!'", lol. Great matches to TOS as usual, Johnny D. 5s. Bobpiecheese, botox is botulism.

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