Tried to get another show taped
Have this problem every night
I was tryin', tryin' to record The Simpsons
But I got The Price Is Right

Don't know what mistake I'm makin'
Read the whole instruction guide
But I can't, can't make sense of my VCR
Wish that I could get it right

Guess I've got an inferior brain
'Cause it never works, try as I might
Like the time, time I tried for South Park, but I
Ended up with golf highlights

No!
No!
No!
Oh, no!

VCR gets one more chance now
But if it screws up tonight
I'll be throwin', throwin' out the bloody thing soon
Hope that I can get it right

Hope that I can get it right
Hope that I can get it right
Hope that I can get it right
Hope that I can get it right