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Song Parodies -> "Kicked 'Em Out Of My Store"

Original Song Title:

"Lookin' Out My Backdoor"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Kicked 'Em Out Of My Store"

Parody Written by:

AussieBullDog

The Lyrics

Some young kid comes walkin' in, as I'm busy workin'
He's browsin' through all the sweets by the door
But when this freckle-faced boy wants to buy a Playboy
Doo, doo, doo, kicked 'im out of my store

There's a guy who's movin' real swift, he's tryin' hard to shoplift
Must think I forgot the fifteen times he's tried before
He sees the cop car slowin', says he must be goin'
Doo, doo, doo, kicked 'im out of my store

Juveniles and troublemakers always hangin' round
Wish they'd disappear, they're all such a bore, doo, doo, doo
I don't stand there waitin' while they're all circulatin'
Doo, doo, doo, kick 'em out of my store

Juveniles and troublemakers always hangin' round
Where they're comin' from, I'm not really sure, doo, doo, doo
They'll be back tomorrow, but I won't sulk in sorrow
Doo, doo, doo, kick 'em out of my store

Some guy runs in really fast, face hid by a ski mask
Orders me to fill his bag then lie down on the floor
His knife was a sharp one, but I still had my shotgun
Doo, doo, doo, kicked 'im out of my store

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Rick D - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Love this one. I may have to do an "All Creedence" medely.
Adagio - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Really liked this one. 5's
Guy - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Shotgun trumps a knife every time. Nice write Aussie.
AussieBullDog - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks guys. Rick, that'd be a good listen - Creedence songs seem to work well for parodies, and I'm definitely going to try some others in the future.
Steven Cavanagh - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Another great one, ABD. Keep it up!
Melhi - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Doo Doo Doo... this deserves a high score!
Stray Pooch - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
This is flat-out funny! Sounds like you really ARE a BullDog -lol! Fives all the way!
Mari D - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL, ABD! Did you hear about the store owners that were trying to discourage teenagers from hanging around? They started playing classical music -- worked like a charm!
AussieBullDog - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Steve, Melhi, Stray Pooch, and Mari!
Meriadoc - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Loved the ending! :-D
Michael Pacholek - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parodies, aisle five!
AussieBullDog - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Meri and Mick! (Er, Michael. Sorry, it's how we say 'Michael' down here.)
Diva - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job!
Peregrin - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, ABD!
David Chrenko - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Aussie, you've got FIVE, FIVE, FIVE - Look at your perfect score.
Troy - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahahaha. That was a good one mate! All 5s from me.
Paul Robinson - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
ABD - Misses this when you posted it (not surprising really, the last part of Dec. this last year I was one twitch away from being a basket case most of the time) great job 5-5-5.
code - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment
that was awesome :)

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