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Song Parodies -> "He's Still A Frog"

Original Song Title:

"It's Just A Thought"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"He's Still A Frog"

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The Lyrics

It's hard to find love in the fairy tale world...
He’s still a frog
He lied and told me he’s a prince
And now with mouthwash I must rinse
While I’m out searching for the perfect guy
I think I’ll croak
Frog in my throat
Amphibians make me peeved

He’s still a frog
With his ribbits tried to woo
When he leapt in my canoe
His chapstick made me spew
‘Swamp’ was it’s taste
That toad I embraced
Oooh… It’s such a disgrace

(Kermit plays a banjo solo sitting on a log)

He’s still a frog
It’s just humans that I date
Not some creature from the lake
Please don’t you buy that fine champagne
Cause you eat fleas
I’d much prefer a meatloaf dinner
When will my prince come for me?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Mark Scotti - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Unfortunately, the prince "croaked", but this parody is very much alive with fun!
Max Power - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
It's not easy being green.
Mark Scotti - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment
"Hopping" back on the (SOTM) with this one. Still has a "bounce"to ti!!
Peter Andersson - September 26, 2009 - Report this comment
From my side of the pond (gee, never before had that phrase felt so right) this croaked just fine!
Bulldogma - September 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Where can I get me some of that *Swamp* flavored chapstick?? :-P LOL!
Guy - September 27, 2009 - Report this comment


Matt - I coulda toad you that nothing good would ever come from kissing a frog. It only works in some Disney movies. The suspense as I read this was ribbeting. From experience I'd say eating the legs is much more enjoyable than kissing the amphibian and tastes a whole lot better.
bobpiecheese - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Cat already beat you to the punch on the topic, but seeing as she's currently MIA you get a repreieve. Short but sweet, 555.
Arwen - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM...a song after the heart of one who has kissed far too many frogs in her time. I liked this one, Matty!
DJ Blaze - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
I heard the saying "You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your Prince Charming!", and this takes it way too far..... excellent! 555
Medemia - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Having been on the receiving end of many a kiss trying to change the frog, I take offense. I do not taste like swamp! Ok, not much. Well, ok, you caught me. Enjoyable. 5's for your and your little friend.
Phil Alexander - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
C'est fantastique, Matthias.

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