there's the bus and i dread that it's goin'
better run hope my feet com-ply,
pull away, pull away god it's goin'
left this stu-pid tit behind!

as i looked up he grinned
the driver he ain't no friend ! ooh!

it's so wrong cannot be just a no show,
better hitch while the hitchings good.
catch a ride from a friend going my way,
thumb is goin still no good.

come on your my best friend,
this nightmare it has to end. ooh!

i can't stand here just scratching my scrotum,
need a ride, can you go my way?
aint got time for no duff conversation,
made it clear that i've lost my way!

stressed out, cannot pretend
it's driving me around the bend! yeah!

ooh!
sat and cried at the side of the highway
ringside seat as the world passed me!
coup de grace some in-bred and his dim twin,
came along, came along took me!

bum it is in a sling
they're goin up their new girl friend!!! yeaaaaaargh!!!