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Song Parodies -> "Vietraq"

Original Song Title:

"Vietnam"

Original Performer:

Country Joe and Fish

Parody Song Title:

"Vietraq"

Parody Written by:

sqwark.com

The Lyrics

Well - come on all of you big strong men
Uncle Sam needs your help again
There's no time to think or yak
We're off on tour to Vietraq

Pur down your dicks and put up a gun
We're gonna have a whole lot of fun!!


And it's one - two - three - what are we fighting four?
Don't ask me - I don't know jack - next stop is Vietraq

And it's five - six - seven - open up the pearly gates
Too late to wonder why - whoopee! - we're all gonna die!


Now come on Wall Street - don't be slow
You don't want to miss the show
Those big old oilfields ain't gonna wait
Grab them now - don't forget Kuwait

Let's get this turkey in the can
Before all of our weapons jam


And it's one - two - three - what are we fighting four?
Don't ask me - I don't know jack - next stop is Vietraq

And it's five - six - seven - open up the pearly gates
Too late to wonder why - whoopee! - we're all gonna die!


Well, come on generals - let's move fast
Another chance - another blast
Let's go get that swine Hussein
There's no doubt that he's to blame

You know that peace just can't be won
Until we blow 'em all to Kingdom Come


And it's one - two - three - what are we fighting four?
Don't ask me - I don't know jack - next stop is Vietraq

And it's five - six - seven - open up the pearly gates
Too late to wonder why - whoopee! - we're all gonna die!


Now come on mothers - don't be slack
Pack your boys off to Vietraq
Come on Dads - don't hesitate
Draft your sons now before it's too late

Don't be the last ones off the rack
To have your kid come home in a sack


And it's one - two - three - what are we fighting four?
Don't ask me - I don't know jack - next stop is Vietraq

And it's five - six - seven - open up the pearly gates
Too late to wonder why - whoopee! - we're all gonna die!


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Floyd's Garage - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
That was awesome. Vietraq, why didn't I think of that. Thumbs up!
Leah Lockhart - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
nice... could also be Iram, eh?
adam - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
"next stop will be iraq" works good too but great job my friend

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