Song Parodies -> Stretch Marks
| Original Song Title: | "Brick House" |
| Original Performer: | Commodores |
| Parody Song Title: | "Stretch Marks" |
| Parody Written by: | Jeremiah McGlothin |
Ow
She's got stretch marks
Oh lordy lordy she's letting them all stick out
She's got stretch marks
The lady's fat and that's a fact
Aint looking at her back
She's got stretch marks
They're all over everybody sees
And she's on the seven seas
She knows they see everything
That a woman needs to lose a man, yeah
How can she lose with the meat she chews?
24-48-84, oh what some greasy hand
She's got stretch marks
Oh lordy lordy she's letting them all stick out
She's got stretch marks
The lady's fat and that's a fact
Aint looking at her back
She's got stretch marks
Yeah
Got a ton, not only one
I wish she would have none
The clothes she wears, her arms displayed
Make a virgin wish not to get laid yeah
She sees the marks and knows what's the score
Made a map on her back set to explore
She's got stretch marks
Yeah
Oh lordy lordy she's letting them all stick out
She's got stretch marks
The lady's fat and that's a fact
Aint looking at her back
She's got stretch marks
Yeah
Got a ton, not only one
I wish she would have none
Take a left take a left now
Take a left take a left now....
She's got stretch marks
Oh lordy lordy she's letting them all stick out
She's got stretch marks
The lady's fat and that's a fact
Aint looking at her back
She's got stretch marks
They're all over everybody sees
And she's on the seven seas
She knows they see everything
That a woman needs to lose a man, yeah
How can she lose with the meat she chews?
24-48-84, oh what some greasy hand
She's got stretch marks
Oh lordy lordy she's letting them all stick out
She's got stretch marks
The lady's fat and that's a fact
Aint looking at her back
She's got stretch marks
Yeah
Got a ton, not only one
I wish she would have none
The clothes she wears, her arms displayed
Make a virgin wish not to get laid yeah
She sees the marks and knows what's the score
Made a map on her back set to explore
She's got stretch marks
Yeah
Oh lordy lordy she's letting them all stick out
She's got stretch marks
The lady's fat and that's a fact
Aint looking at her back
She's got stretch marks
Yeah
Got a ton, not only one
I wish she would have none
Take a left take a left now
Take a left take a left now....
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