Oh
She's a bit....sowsed
She's mighy flighty,
drinks whiskey when She goes out.

Oh
She's a bit....sowsed
It's not an act, it's a fact,
like she's having a heart attack.

Oh
She's a bit....sowsed
60 proof, She's such a goof,
who let this juke on the loose.

The dance she does,
is like E-laine. You may recall it,
from the Seinfeld gang.

This broad thinks she can dance.
When She does,
She's got a buzz.
I can't help, but pee my pants.

Oh
She's a bit.... sowsed
kick-in and jerk-in,
even the D J wan'ts her out.

Oh
She's a bit... sowsed
She's the one , the only one,
moving like a dog on the run.

Don't invite her,.. your wedding day,
unless you want to, dance her way.
I warn you now,.. she'll never quit,
It's sort of like, she's having an ep-i-lep-tic fit.

Drink'in Crown , Drink'in Crown now.
Drink'in Crown , Drink'in Crown now.

BIT SOWSED