-> "Riced Out Neon"
Original Song Title:
"Hot Rod Lincoln"
Commander Cody & The Lost Planet Airmen
Parody Song Title:
"Riced Out Neon"
Parody Written by:
"RICED OUT NEON" (sung to the tune of 'Hot Rod Lincoln')
Have you heard the story of the riced-out race, where the Nissan's and Honda's were settin' the pace?
That story is true. And I'm sad to say, there was even a fool with a riced Hyundai!
I got a Plymouth Neon, it looks really slick. A chameleon paint job makes it look trick!
Alteeza's and a fart-can, but that ain't all... I got a wing on the back, four feet tall!
Pulled of my 'hood early one night, the windshield nozzles shinin', blue and bright.
Head to the freeway, get on I-10, drive to LA, go cruisin' again.
All of a sudden, in the blink of an eye... an SUV passed us by!
My friends in the back said, "What the f**k? You just got smoked by a Cadillac truck!"
They said, "Yo' man, wassup with that? That sh*t ain't right, we thought you was phat!"
"Go catch that Caddy, and show 'em who's boss! Or does this piece of sh*t, only run on NOS?"
I don't take that crap, not while I'm alive, so I dropped that Neon into overdrive!
Stomped my foot, mashed the gas to the floor, my speedometer topped out at eighty-four!
Smoke was coming outta the back, as I started to gain on the Cadillac!
Knew I could catch 'em, and slip right past. Neon don't need NOS, just premium gas!
Motor was whining, man what a ride! Neon and Caddy, side by side!
I yelled "Look out Bee-yatch! Hang up your cell phone!" And the Caddy pulled over, and left us alone!
Subwoofer in the trunk was really thumpin', my posse in the back started jumpin'!
Looked out the back, and no one smiled... the cops pulled us over - we've been profiled!
They arrested me, and threw me in jail. Called my parents to post my bail.
My Pop said "Son, I'm gonna start sniffin' Freon... if you don't stop drivin' that RICED...OUT...NEON!!
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